Parrot Humor
It was a dark and stormy night, and a thief broke into a pet shop looking for loot. All was dark. Suddenly he heard a voice, "Squawk..I see you and Jesus does, too!"
The man quickly flashed his light in the direction of the noise only to see a bird cage with parrot inside. The parrot repeated the somewhat eerie message.
The thief brushed the cage aside only to hear a terrible growling sound. The robber quickly flashed his light in a new direction--and immediately saw the fangs of a huge animal--half dog/half wolf. It was crouching--almost ready to pounce. The parrot repeated, "I see you, and Jesus does, too! Sick 'im, Jesus!"
"Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way.... Blessed are all they that put their trust in him" (Ps.2:12).
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