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Q:What do they call Santa's helpers? A:Subordinate Clauses Q:What do you call Santa Claus after he's fallen into afireplace? A:Krisp Kringle Q:Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys? A:Santa's little Elvis Q:Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? A:"Rude"olph Q:What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A:A cookie sheet Q:What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? A:Comet Q:What is the cow's holiday greeting? A:Mooooory Christmas Q:What does Santa like to eat? A:A jolly roll Q:Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for icecream? A:Deery Queen Q:What does Santa say when he is sick? A:OH! OH! OH! Q:If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A:Mistle toe Q:How does Santa Claus take pictures? A:With his North Pole-aroid. Q:What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? A:Santa Claus-trophbia Q:What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A:Sandy Claus
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