Fashionably Late .

Fashionably Late ... teresa express

Teresa express is equivalent to the bullet train of japan courtesy of kowsin Tricks ... anyone care to ride?

Tata and Ikeng,

There is a drama playing at this very moment, with your female cousins as actors. They have decided to go to the movie "Titanic". Joelle has seen it and I think the others, too, but anyway they want to see it together. Taya si Christine sa Megamall. So they have made a complicated arrangement.

Trixine would pick Joelle up at 5:20pm, then they would proceed to pick up Christine at her office, then pick up Jessica at Rustan's and then they would proceed to Megamall. All very well on paper.

630pm wala pa ang Trixine. the others are on place for last hour. They call each other by the phone and mobile phone, but no sign of Trixine. 745pm Joelle leaves the house. Nobody knows how the drama will end. Abangan...

Uncle Nitong a.k.a UNCLE J

kamag-anaks,

can't wait to hear how the female kowsin's lakad truned out ... i have to take note of all these (including the Tata gimmcik in November) before Gabor and i visit so we can prepare...although frankly, I have a feeling sinasadya ng mga kowsinitas ito para may mapag-chismisan sa ONA webpage (title: Fashionably Late) ...

again welcome TATAstar .. so you had your first real snowfall - good for you! We're still in single digits over here but Gabor and I are keeping each other warm (you see may advantage din naman pag malamig)

Uncle J we need the update on the Titanic saga (the uncle's version). We're sure it turned out greaaaat...

Labs, IKENG

Uncle Nitong et al,

This story sounds very familiar. I do remember going around Manila in a Mercedes Benz with a cousin trying to pick up some cousins on the way to meeting other cousins!

So...the saga continues...

Please let me know how it all plays out, although I have a feeling alam ko na dahil nanggaling na ako siyan. Sino kaya ang lalabas na pinakamagaling dito sa kuwentong ito? Who is the star?

Later guys ... TATA

CONFESSION OF THE ACCUSED!

kamag-anaks,

Siyempre pa ... AKO ANG BIDA!!! mwahahaha!!! This time around there is no traffic to blame *hmp* ... i will not explain why, since it is immaterial to the case, right abogada?! Well, I suspect that the Mercedes Benz is the "jinx" (twice in a row, i never had problems with my Corolla!) On our way to the Cinema was really "hell" for me, just imagine Abogada Christine with her cross-examination and the quips of Joelle (christine's protegee!) Plus, Doktora Jessica's pa-guilty side comments and interruptions!! Boy, did i get what i deserve ... but like a "good girl" i was on earth, miracle upon miracles the movie was delayed for one hour - they still have raffle and stuff - so i had to feed my three kowsinitas with "buttered" popcorn, siympre pa L-a-r-g-e !!! mwahaha!! So, at the onset of the movie i was already elevated to "purgatory" *sighs* I was supposed to open my mailbox this morning pero i knew i would get the headline ergo confess na lang ako hindi ba Ikeng!!! *laughs*

Bulyot, pasensiya ka na at inagawan muna kita ng "center stage" give me a couple of days and it will be all yours!!!

that's all your honor/s,
TRIXINE

Hey there eldest kowsin ... welcome back ... long time no hear ...

well, quite a few things have been happening in the ONA clan :

a. you know of course about the Bulyot and his highly publicized "accident" ...
b. Ariel's daughter was basptised recently ... she's the cutter version of Ariel ...
c. Teresa Express rides again : hmm... our plans were so nice and carefully laid out *sigh* we were working on a fairly flexible time schedule which gave us --hr free (we had already anticipated that kowsin trix would be late) ... so ... the meeting time set was 5:00. The premier was scheduled to begin at 7:00pm, we figured that should give us ample time to get and be able to eat a fairly heavy merienda...but we hopelessly miscalculated the Teresa factor :0) picture this:

5:15 Abogada calls - we are still cheerful ... abogada breaks off to eat merienda
5:45 Abogada calla - less cheerful
6:00 Teresa calls - she's on the south superhighway (note:where exactly, she did not say)
6:20 Abogada calls - not a happy person by the sound of her voice
6:30 Doctora calls - she's been waiting for ages at Bon Apetit ... there is only so much merienda one can eat...
6:35 Abogada calls - very unhappy
6:40 I walk to Amorsolo gate thinking we'd be able to save a couple of minutes if I just met Trix there
6:50 where, oh where she is? I feel like a prostitute under the dim light
6:55 she arrives ... we pick abogada up ... she has her "come on, make my day...itching to sue somebody" look...we pick doctora up ...she's spent so much tiem at A Different Bookstroe that she felt duty-bound to buy a pair of hard-bound books.

Amazing though, there wasn't that much traffic that night ... however, that didn't stop us from making hirits right and left ... poor Trix *NOT!* to make the long story short, we arrived at Megamall after eight...it's a good thing that the organizers were still raffling off prizes ... or else, *yum-yum*, roast kowsin for a midnight snack...

well, as you know the rest, Ipe got suckered into being the driver of the night...but hey, there was just compensation...we fed him naman ah...

that's all for now...i'll see you when i see you...

ONATS

Elen,

I agree with you - Ipe did his good deed for the day (in other words, nagpa-uto na naman sa mga kowsinitas) Cheers (Laszlo!) ....Mabuhay si Ipe.

labs, IKENG

mga kamag-anaks,

ha-ha-ha...at sa wakas si Trixine na ngayon ang center of controvesy. Maraming salamat pinsang Trixine (napakalaki ng utang na loob ko sa 'yo)

tungkol sa aking kontrobersyal na kotse naman, sa wakas ay nabawi ko na rin sa San Jose makaraan ng tatlong linggo na pagkaka-impound. Boogle, maraming salamat sa pag-aalaga sa kotse pero bakit mo inubos and gasolina?

nagmamamneho na rin ako sa Makati kaya nga lang alas sais pa lang ay nasa opisina na ako -- 'pag hindi naman ako nanalo ng model employee ward ewan ko na.

BULYOT

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