VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE

          The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ...
          ---> U. Gogh

          The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white ...
          ---> Hue Gogh

          The real obnoxious brother ...
          ---> Please Gogh

          The brother who ate prunes ...
          ---> Gotta Gogh

          The uncle who worked at a convenience store ...
          ---> Stop N. Gogh

          His dizzy aunt ...
          ---> Verti Gogh

          His domineering aunt...
          ---> Vira Gogh

          The cousin who moved to Illinois ...
          ---> Chica Gogh

          His magician uncle ...
          ---> Wherediddy Gogh

          The cousin who lived in Mexico ...
          ---> Amee Gogh

          He also had a Filipino relative ...
          ---> Grin Gogh

          The nephew that drove a stage coach ...
          ---> Wells Far Gogh

          The uncle who was constipated ...
          ---> Cant Gogh

          The aunt who loved ballroom dancing ...
          ---> Tan Gogh

          His ornithologist uncle ...
          ---> Flamin Gogh

          His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist ...
          ---> E. Gogh