Miranda's Space
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I am Miranda Afton Smith
I was born May 30, 2003
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I'm 2 years old and am pretty silly. I love to tell jokes (I'll write my favorites below) and sing songs, as well as do slapstick with Adam. Although we fight all the time, I really think my brother is pretty cool and try to be just like him. He gets mad when I play with his toys though. Of course, that doesn't stop me.
Favorites
Food: Macaroni and Cheese, Goldfish soup (chicky noodles, but shaped like goldfish crackers, Bologna)
Color: Pink
Sport: Soccer, Tball
Songs (that I sing): A Hard's Rain's Gonna Fall (Edie Brickell), Movin' Out & Only the Good Die Young (Billy Joel), Who Let the Dogs Out (Baha Men), What's Up (4 Non Blondes), How Much Is That Doggie in the Window, The Hairbrush Song (Larry the Cucumber of VeggieTales fame), and the last part of the Alphabet Song ("now I know my abc's...)
Movie: Scooby Doo
Cartoons: Dora the Explorer, Sesame Street (but I call it "Elmo's World", 'cuz I like him best), Clifford
Here are the jokes and a story I tell:
Miranda: Doctor, Doctor!
Mommy: What?
Miranda: I've got corn in my ears!
Mommy: How'd that happen?
Miranda: I don't know...I planted radishes!
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Miranda: Doctor! Doctor!
Mommy: What?
Miranda: I think I'm a doggie! (I say puppy, but that kinda ruins the joke)
Mommy: How long has that been going on?
Miranda: Since I was a puppy (okay, this is supposed to be the punchline, but more often than not I instead say "I don't know...I planted radishes")
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Story of the "Big Bad Wolf" as told by me:
"Once upon a time a big bad wolf hucked and hucked and blowed over Dora's house.
The End."
(I pretend to get a tiny invisible book out of my Dora the Explorer dollhouse to read this from...hence Dora's house being blown down instead of pigs.)
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