Hindi Film Requirements

Assumptions:

* there are only two classes in society. 1) Very rich and
  2) very poor. There is no middle class.

* All cities are located near a mountain or at least a hill to
  facilitate chasing of cars on dangerous tracks.

Stunt Statistics:

* All heroes have a training in martial arts and driving all
  kinds of vehicles (including horses).

* To make hero's task easier, villian chharu's generally approach
  him one by one.

* All fights tend to shift towards a place which is stacked with
  empty drums.

* If hero is being chased by villian(s) on foot, a bridge should
  be very near to the place with either a deep river underneath
  a railway line (with a train moving on it).

* Empty wine bottles are always within a hand's reach to be broken and
  used for assault by the villain.

* No known hero has ever got hit by such a bottle.

* Towards the end of a fight when the hero has almost over-powered
  the Main villian, the sub-villian always finds the heroine or
  hero's mother handy to hold her at gunpoint.

* Children and animals are generally found to be useful in such
  situations.

* Bullet ridden people always live to reveal incomplete identity of
  their murderer.

* If one car is chasing the other, one of them definately come across
  a hand-cart containing fruits (generally watermelons).

Story Statistics:

* As a rule of thumb, the hero has either his mother or father
  alive (or none of them - never both).

* Young hero with old Amma as his mother is not actually her son
  but is the abandoned son of some zamindar or daku or a wealthy
  person.

* If two heroes are brothers, one is bound to be a criminal and the
  other a lawyer or police inspector. Generally the younger one stands
  a better chance of becoming an educated fellow because the elder
  one has entered the world of crime to provide for his school/college
  fees.

* If a boy and girl are shown to meet in childhood, they meet again
  only after 12 years (mind well only one of them remembers).

* If heroine's parents are going for an arranged marriage, the boy
  selected, in 90% cases, is the villian.

* All honest factory owners have corrupt managers.

* All building contractors are lusty and have an eye for the heroine
  or hero's mother.

* Daughters of Village mukhiya's fall in love with people from city/town.

* Hero heroine's generally approach temples at night when there is heavy
  thunderstorm.

* If a hero is following heroine whose train has just left platform, by
  every chance, the heroine is standing behind him with her luggage.

* Heroines are generally found mopping floors when their fathers come to
  meet them in sasural.

* Towards the end of movie, actors come to realize their mistakes made
  in life in groups of 3-4 ("Nahi Maaji galti meri hi thi ..").