Billboards

These sayings have been popping up on billboards all across America's highways just like this. Plain white text on a black background. A rather standout statement if I do say so myself. Who is endorsing them? No one but God and the people directly involved know. Whoevers idea it was, I think it was a great one, don't you?!

 

Lets meet at my house after the game.
~God

C'mon over and bring the kids
~God

What part of "thou shalt not" didn't you understand?
~God

We need to talk
~God

Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer.
~God

Nice wedding, invite me to the marriage
~God

That "Love thy neighbor" thing? I meant it.
~God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?
~God

I love you and you and you and....
~God

Follow me.
~God

Big Bang Theory--you've got to be kidding me.
~God

My way IS the highway
~God

Need directions?
~God

You think it's hot here?
~God

Read my #1 bestseller--there will be a test
~God

Do you have any idea where you're going?
~God

Don't make me come down there
~God

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