I BEEN SICK
© By Becky
It started in my throat with a slight tickle
Then increased like a hammer and sickle
Pain was so great it was hard to swallow
Couldn't talk much just wanted to wallow
In self pity, wanted just to be left all alone
Not in this house that could not be done
First, it is honey, what do you want to eat
For anyone else to cook is a great fete
Then it is honey where do you keep the pot
I'll fix you some soup make it piping hot
Then back he comes ask where is the soup
If I had a rope I would make a large loop
Using as a lariat, swing it round my head
I'd capture my mate and he would dread
Coming into the room a question to ask
Just shut his yap and get on with the task
I need to be pampered at times like this
Don't get it often, though it might be bliss
If I didn't feel like a some bug under a shoe
In a situation like this just what can I do
I don't want to get up I just want to sleep
All that interrupting you can just keep
I would like to be out of it for the duration
The pain and coughing the whole situation
I would like to wake up with all of it gone
Stretch and yawn then reach for the phone
Call the beauty shop and ask for a time
A haircut and manicure would be sublime
I have to suffer through cause that's not all
Have got something only babies get, I recall
Don't make much sense it's all been a rush
I've been diagnosed with a case of the Thrush
It has sapped me has taken all I that I had
Thought for a while I might be quite mad
Couldn't hold my head up no energy left
Admit that hubby has become quite deft
He can whip up a meal that I can barely eat
Opens the tapioca, peels bananas ever so neat
Pours out the applesauce and inserts the spoon
This is a meal that I wont forget soon
The many mega antibiotics are ever so strong
Have blisters in my mouth this seems wrong
Told this is normal that they will destroy all
Stuff in the mouth, good and bad, what a ball
I noticed that since I have been so very sick
Nothing has been moved not ever the stick
I threw across the room when I got pissed
It was my luck when threw it I had missed
Anyway there it is still lying in the same place
Along with all items dropped what a disgrace
My house looks like a tornado passed through
Now what in the heck am I supposed to do
I am so very tired I just sit here and mope
I can't pick up a Kleenex I feel like a dope
Maybe what I really need is a hard swift kick
Please give me some slack cause I been sick
Belljoye
February 15, 2000
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