20 Reasons Throw-Up is Better Than Dorm Food

• 1. After you throw up, you feel better.
• 2. You can throw up whenever you want.
• 3. When you throw up, you don't have to wait in line.
• 4. Throw-up is always warm.
• 5. You don't have to sneak throw-up out of the cafeteria.
• 6. When you're throwing up, a bent spoon is an advantage.
• 7. You can lose weight throwing up.
• 8. You don't have to pay to throw up.
• 9. Throw-up is SUPPOSED to look like that.
• 10. When you throw up, you don't have to come back for seconds.
• 11. You don't have to throw up everyday.
• 12. Throwing up can never cause you to eat dorm food afterward.
• 13. You can throw up without a photo ID.
• 14. Throw-up is organic and biodegradable.
• 15. They don't ration throw-up.
• 16. After you throw up, at least you know what you've eaten.
• 17. Plastic throw-up is funny; plastic dorm food is redundant.
• 18. You don't have to throw up the same thing five days in a row.
• 19. A dog will eat throw-up.
• 20. After you throw up, at least there's some taste in your mouth.