Taglines and One-Liners

"A cat a day keeps the blues away."
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs."
"All of this genorosity has made me tired!" * Cat
"CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!
"Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs."
"Cats don't need any excuses..."
"Cats rule and dogs drool!"Sassy
"Did ya put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was burning"
"I could have more fun in cat litter."
"I don't do mornings." Garfield the cat
"I was a cat in my other lives."
"If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat."
"It's a cat book. You sniff the lines!" * Cat
"Men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are."
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
"Never try to outstubborn a cat."
"NO!" to a cat means "Not while I am looking."
"The cat was created when the lion sneezed." - Arab Myth
"What do you mean you formatted the cat?"
(Cat): "Not now. I have to go pee on the laundry."
* Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
* If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat *
*:*:*:*:My cat walks all over me:*:*:*:*
*Dogs come when called...Cats have answering machines*
*Furball - a game cats like to play on the floor*
*purrpetmeorIscratchyoureyesoutpurr - common feline term*
.....Cat \kat\ n; small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist
A cat is a terrible thing to waste... Drive safely.
A cat is all love and energy!!!
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man
A cat is just a bundle of purr.
A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection.
A cat is the universe's way of showing us purr-fection.
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
A cat will always sit on whatever you're trying to read.
A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
A cats way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a Purrson!
A few cats short of a litter.
Actually, cats are quite good at domesticating humans.
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
Ain't room to cuss a cat w/out gettin fur in your mouth
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
As busy as a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes
Bathed the cat--took HOURS to get the hair off my tongue.
Bureaucat:A kitty who sleeps on your undies...
C:\pet C:\pet\cat C:\pet\cat\ignore\human
Call my cat?!No, I just run the can opener...
Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen
CAT : Furry keyboard cover.
CAT ADVICE: Take some time to eat the flowers.
Cat asleep on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
Cat look #1 : You might *think* it's your chair but .....
Cat philosophy - when in doubt cop an attitude!
Cat philosophy:I am, therefore give me tuna.
Cat Problem: "Here kitty kitty!" gets annoying.
Cat quote: "Doesn't take much to entertain a human!"
CAT RULE #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4 am
Cat Rule #377:When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
Cat...an attitude in fur!
CAT: (n) Walking ego with fur.
Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
hed in mystery.
Cat:Furry alarmclock.
CATALYST n. an alphabetical list of cats.
Catastrophe: An award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Catnip Research Has Not Kept Pace With Other Sciences.
Cats *can* wait until after 6:00 a.m. to be fed on the weekends.
Cats - by Ann Gora
Cats are easier to train than kids!
Cats are good lapwarmers for modemers.
Cats are purrfect.
Cats don't mind if you do all the driving.
Cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped.
Cats have purr-sonality. =^..^=
Cats know cats will get some human food if patient.
Cats know how we feel.They don't care, but they know.
Cats know looking adorable after misbehaving negates their crime.
Cats know mom's breasts are pillows that need fluffing.
Cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same
Cats must attack their human's shoelaces when she is tying them.
Cats must balance their 25 pound body on their human's full bladder.
Cats must barf up hairballs on their mom's computer keyboard.
Cats must drag their butt on the carpet after exiting the litter box.
Cats must faithfully chase the cursor around the screen.
Cats must jump on the toilet seat just as their human is sitting down.
Cats must not beat the dog up because he's stupid.
Cats must play in the toilet and get the seat wet so Mom will yell at Daddy.
Cats must sit on Mom's hand and purr while she is using the computer.
Cats must sit on the key marked "Del".
Cats must sleep in the middle of the bed. The corners are not as comfy.
Cats must stick their paw into mom's mouth while she's sleeping.
Cats must stick their tail in the little human's lollipop.
Catskill Mountains: The land of dead mice.
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.
Computer and TV screens exist to backlight a cat's lovely tail.
DeliCATe:A dainty kitten who likes kosher.
Does a radioactive cat have 18 halflives?
Dogma? I prefer Catma, they cost less to feed.
Dogs think they're human.Cats know they are.
Don't ask me...the cat's in charge around here.
Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us cats!
Everything I need to know, I learned from my cat.
How come our cat runs the house but pays no bills?
Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats
I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.
I love cats. On a good night, I can eat 5 or 6 of 'em.
I'm busier than a cat in a Litter Box!!!
I'm the boss.My cat said so!!
I've a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
If I throw a cat out my car window, is it kitty litter?
It took my cat a month to fully train me.
It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the cat.
iT's HARd to tYpe wHiLE holdINf a Cat!
It's the cat's house; I just pay the rent.
Managing software engineers is like herding cats.
Never trust a smiling cat.
Never try to out stubborn a cat.
Outrageous! Does your cat put YOU out at night?
People don't own cats, cats own people.
PURR if you love cats
Purring: automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.
The best kind of cat toy has a person on one end.
The cat lets me live here.
The cat thinks she can type better than I can.
The four cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
The mice may have the right but the cat has the claws.
The more people I meet, the more I love my cats....
The pillow on the bed belongs to the cat.
There is no such thing as "just a cat".
There is no such thing as an ordinary cat.
There's no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
This tagline guarded by attack cat!
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
To start your cat collection, simply open a can of tuna.
Typos? Blame my cat.
Who knows the mind of a cat?
You look like you've been in a fight with a wild cat.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.