A-AH-AH-Choo !
Hi folks,
I have been sitting here
contemplating the deep
mysteries of life, and was
totally stumped...
It all started when i got
the sneezies..
Because of allergies I started
sneezing one after another,
and each time someone in
the room said "Bless You"
I was blessed like 12 times
in a row. I am lucky I guess.
Well it got me thinking..
Does that person really
have the power to bless me ?
And why do they say that
anyways ?
I mean walk down any street
and never say hello to a stranger..
but hear him sneeze and
you promptly say "Bless You" !
And if you aren't sure if
he's an atheist or not, you say
"Geshundit" whatever that
means ....lol
And if you happen to sneeze
on someone ( Yuk )
They still bless you, and
you say thankyou ????
Does it make sense ?
Let's stop this insanity...
I did a little research
and this is what I found out...
Tiberius Caesar in AD 150 would ride around in his chariot and shout
"Bless you" to any
member of the public that sneezed, and "Bless you, bless you my dear"
to the second
and third sneezes.
Evidently the offer of blessing arose from a serious disease that attacked
the early
Romans in which sneezing was one of the main symptoms. Sufferers frequently
died as
a result, although it was believed that the more blessings offered,
the less likely the
chance of death.
It was also thought to be a form of well-wishing. "God bless you" and
"God keep you"
were offering of good health and care to those that sneezed.
Sneezing was also common among sufferers of the bubonic plague during
the Middle
Ages in Europe, and so the custom of blessing the sneezer continues
to this day as a
worthy precaution.
And it was also believed that when a person sneezed, the soul
left the body..
so by saying God Bless You.. You wouldn't lose your soul.
So why do we still do this
today ?
Instead of blessing everyone..give
them a hankie or kleenex and
tell them to blow their
nose...and for heavens sake tell them
to cover their mouth, cause
I won't bless anyone who
sneezes all over me !
Yuk
If you sneeze on Monday, you sneeze in danger;
Sneeze on Tuesday, kiss a stranger;
Sneeze on Wednesday, sneeze for a letter;
Sneeze on Thursday, something better;
Sneeze on Friday, sneeze for sorrow;
Sneeze on Saturday, see your sweetheart tomorrow;
Sneeze on Sunday, and the devil will have domination over you all week!