How Does Your Dad Measure Up ? You See your Dad pick something off the floor ~ Does he Put it where it belongs Pick it up,smell it , then put it back down Yell at someone else to take care of it When it comes to important dates he always remembers them pretends to remember them doesn't care at all When He goes Grocery Shopping~ He checks the cupboards and refridgerator to see what is needed takes back empty soda bottles and coupons ends up at McDonald's instead Whenever the Family goes for an outing~ He waits patiently in the car paces back and forth ,saying, you look fine,You look fine... sits in the car blowing the horn every 2 seconds When He uses the Bathroom does he ~ Hurry up and leave it clean and tidy Take the newspaper in there with him Tell you to use the corner gas station It is Family night and you are all watching Television~He Ask what everyone wants to watch Tells you what is going to happen next Hogs the remote and channel surfs the entire night Your Stereo System is Broken ~He Takes you out to buy a brand new system Attempts to fix it, but ends up with extra parts Jumps up and down with joy You have company , but wish they would go home, because you are tired, does he Gracefully entertain them anyways Drop hints that he wants to go to bed Tell them, they have to chip in on the rent He passes gas in front of you, does he politely say excuse me blame it on the dog laugh out loud and say ahhhhh that felt good His idea of child rearing is~ raising healthy, happy well adjusted children remembering the childrens names teaching Junior how to pee outside Scoring Each answer is considered ~ A,B,C If you had mostly A's Free JavaScripts provided by The JavaScript Source If you had mostly B's Free JavaScripts provided by The JavaScript Source If you had mostly C's Free JavaScripts provided by The JavaScript Source Share this page with all those dads out there hee hee Return To List Next~ Fathers Day
Put it where it belongs
Pick it up,smell it , then put it back down
Yell at someone else to take care of it
When it comes to important dates he
always remembers them
pretends to remember them
doesn't care at all
When He goes Grocery Shopping~ He
checks the cupboards and refridgerator to see what is needed
takes back empty soda bottles and coupons
ends up at McDonald's instead
Whenever the Family goes for an outing~ He
waits patiently in the car
paces back and forth ,saying, you look fine,You look fine...
sits in the car blowing the horn every 2 seconds
When He uses the Bathroom does he ~
Hurry up and leave it clean and tidy
Take the newspaper in there with him
Tell you to use the corner gas station
It is Family night and you are all watching Television~He
Ask what everyone wants to watch
Tells you what is going to happen next
Hogs the remote and channel surfs the entire night
Your Stereo System is Broken ~He
Takes you out to buy a brand new system
Attempts to fix it, but ends up with extra parts
Jumps up and down with joy
You have company , but wish they would go home, because you are tired, does he
Gracefully entertain them anyways
Drop hints that he wants to go to bed
Tell them, they have to chip in on the rent
He passes gas in front of you, does he
politely say excuse me
blame it on the dog
laugh out loud and say ahhhhh that felt good
His idea of child rearing is~
raising healthy, happy well adjusted children
remembering the childrens names
teaching Junior how to pee outside
Scoring
Each answer is considered ~ A,B,C
If you had mostly A's
If you had mostly B's
If you had mostly C's
Share this page with all those dads out there
hee hee