Put a small piece of black tape over the eye sensor of the remote.

Hide the remote where he never will look, like by the kitchen sink.

Put on sexy lingerie, and sit ontop of the tv
and give him a show

Get a huge guard dog  train him to bite his hand whenever he reaches for the remote

Put a shock sensor inside the remote so whenever he pushes a button he'll get shocked

Hide the TV

Buy another remote, so when he surfs, you surf too.

Replace your remote with one that weighs 300  lbs.

Call the police
report the abuse
{ make sure it's a female officer }
 

He holds the remote in his hand
She wants to play
with her man
he yells to her, you're in my way..

Ok she says ~ we'll make a bet
And we'll see just how far you get
For when you want to hug and kiss
Believe me, dear, I'll remember this.

Twas two nights later, when in a roar
He walked in through the bedroom door,
I am here, darling, are you ready  for me ?
Remotely she said, "Go watch T.V. "

Hello
am I alone here ??
Does your man grab the remote as soon as he gets home ?
Don't you think they were born with one ?
Would love to  know your experiences
please sign my guestbook
and let me know I am not alone..
hee hee hee

co~authored  by Sherah