a. crossed

b. green

c.smilin'

d.undressin'you

Erin go....

a. celebrate like an Irish lass

b. to your room

c. bragh

d. bra-less (in which case, see "b")

Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland.....

a. because Mrs.St.Patrick was afraid of snakes

b. in a rented truck

c. according to a pious legend

d. to sell them in the Everglades

Leprechauns are little elf-like creatures known for....

a. their uncanny ability to dunk basketballs

b. inventing the color green

c. granting wishes when caught

d. not paying their income tax

If St.Patrick were alive today, he would..

a.say,"Party on, Dude !"

b. dance an irish jig

c. be really, really old

d. drive a snake out of your yard, ask to kiss your Blarney stone, and wish ye the greatest and grandest most glorious day o' the year !

Scoring

1 point for every "a" answer

2 points for every "b" answer

3 points for every "c" answer

4 points for every "d" answer

Is That Your Final Answer ?

If you scored between 1 and 5

Sure an' you must be kiddin'-even an Irish setter would have scored higher !

If you scored between 6 and 20

Ye should know that you're Irish enough to fool anyone who's fool enough to question ye !

Now Go On And catch a leprechaun and make a wish....