THE ALL OVER SUN TAN
 There was a man who really took care of his body.  He lifted weights
 and jogged six miles every day.  One morning he looked into the mirror
 admiring his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over, with
 the exception of his certain part.  So he decided to do something about that.
 He went to the beach, completely undressed himself, and buried
 himself in the sand, except for  his certain part, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along
 the beach, one using a cane to help her get along.  Upon seeing the
 thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move
 the certain part around with the cane. Remarking to the other little old lady,
 she said , "There really is no justice in the world." The other little
 old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"  The first little old lady
 replied, Look at that-  When I was 20, I was curious about it, when
 I was 30 I enjoyed it, when I was 40, I asked for it, when I was 50,
 paid for it, when I was 60 I prayed for it , when I was 70, I forgot
 about it, and now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild
 and I'm to old to squat."