his
A man took
his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he
had to
take a leak in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.
He searched
in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found a beautiful
fountain
with foliage, and since nobody was watching, he decided to take
a leak
right there.
When he
finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already
begun.
He searched in the dark until he found his wife. "Did I miss much
of the
second act?" he asked.
"Miss
it?" she said, "You were in it!"
OOps
What did they
all see ?
