~Bath~
A nice hot bath will fix just about anything...
Arise, go forth and conquer !!
Bare bottoms welcomed here !
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Bathroom Rules:
Hand towels are to be used by guests only.
If you are not a guest,
please dry your hands on your clothes !!
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Bathroom Rules: WASH-BRUSH-FLOSS-FLUSH !!
Be a sweetie....Close the seatie !
Bear Hugs and Back Rubs Welcome
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First water 10 cents
Used water 3 cents
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GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help...stand closer; it's shorter than you think.
Happiness is a long, hot bubble bath.
How long is a minute? Depends on which side of the door you're on.
I aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help !
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I believe the only time
the world beats a path to my door
is when I'm in the bathroom.
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If there's a ring in the tub,
please answer it !!
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!
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If you're astinkin' and asweatin'...git to washin' !!
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In this land of fun and sun,
We flush on two, not one.
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LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
No job is finished until the paperwork is done !
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NOTICE:
Replacing the toilet paper roll
will not cause brain damage !
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Our AIM is to keep this bathroom clean.
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Please don't hog the bathroom !!
(this was seen on a painted sign with a little pig on it)
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Please God....tell Mommy that cowboys
don't take baths !!
(this was sent in by a visitor who had a picture of a stuffed
teddy bear in a cowboy hat and boots)
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Reading Room -- Appointment Needed !!
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Rub-a-dub-dub...Please scrub the tub !
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Rub a dub dub
Four girls in the tub,
Splishing and Splashing with glee.
They've scrubbed and they've rubbed
and they've played in the tub,
And now they are clean as can be !
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Rubber duckies welcome....real ducks frowned upon !
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Save Water...Shower with a Friend !!
Splish...Splash....I was takin' a bath !
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Stand close....it's shorter than you think !
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The only time the world beats a path to your door
is if you're in the bathroom.
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There is too many kids in this tub.
Too many elbows to scrub.
I just washed a behind, I'm sure wasn't mine.
There's too many kids in this tub.
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There's a "hare" in the tub....
(I saw this on a real cute sign with a rabbit in a bathtub)
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This is a do-it-yourself bathroom.
No maid service available.
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We aim to Please !!
We aim to please....you aim to please...!!
We aim to please....your aim will help !!
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Who awaits outside the door,
One many never know;
So tarry not my friend,
He too may have to go !!
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You don't need to brush all your teeth....
only the ones you want to keep.
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/17/09
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~