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Bathroom Rules:

Hand towels are to be used by guests only.

If you are not a guest,

please dry your hands on your clothes !!

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First water    10 cents

Used water    3 cents

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I believe the only time 

the world beats a path to my door 

is when I'm in the bathroom.

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If there's a ring in the tub,

please answer it !!

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If you sprinkle when you tinkle

be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!

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In this land of fun and sun,

We flush on two, not one.

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NOTICE:

Replacing the toilet paper roll

will not cause brain damage !

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Please don't hog the bathroom !! 

(this was seen on a painted sign with a little pig on it)

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Please God....tell Mommy that cowboys

don't take baths !!

(this was sent in by a visitor who had a picture of a stuffed

teddy bear in a cowboy hat and boots)

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Rub a dub dub

Four girls in the tub,

Splishing and Splashing with glee.

They've scrubbed and they've rubbed

and they've played in the tub,

And now they are clean as can be !

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The only time the world beats a path to your door 

is if you're in the bathroom.

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There is too many kids in this tub.

Too many elbows to scrub.

I just washed a behind, I'm sure wasn't mine.

There's too many kids in this tub.

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      (I saw this on a real cute sign with a rabbit in a bathtub)

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This is a do-it-yourself bathroom.

No maid service available.

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Who awaits outside the door,

One many never know;

So tarry not my friend,

He too may have to go !!

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You don't need to brush all your teeth....

only the ones you want to keep.

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updated 4/17/09

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             Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~