Country Wisdom

Country fences need to be horse high, 

pig tight and bull strong.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

Mortgaging a future crop is like saddling a wobbly colt.

A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.

Meanness don't happen overnight.

To know how country folks are doing,

look at their barns, not their houses.

Never lay an angry hand on a kid or animal,

it just ain't helpful.

Teachers, bankers and hoot owls all sleep

with one open--and Mothers too !

Forgive your enemies....it messes with their heads.

Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

Don't corner something meaner than you.

Don't go hunting with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.

You  can't unsay a cruel thing.

Every path has some puddles.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.

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Created 7/20/03