Nice Expressions To Describe Dumb People:
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few Cokes short of a six-pack.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
.
A few gallons short of a full tank.
A few knives short of a cutlery set.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A sandwich short of a picnic.
All foam, no beer.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
During a meeting...the Board's IQ doesn't reach room temperature.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
He's seven bricks short of a load.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
His/her package isn't wrapped too tight.
In the pinball game of life,
his flippers were a little further apart than most.
No grain in the silo.
Not the brighest crayon in the box.
Not the brightest star in the sky.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
One taco short of a combination plate
.
Pity the man, he's married to a woman who thinks
a quarterback is change.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
That boy doesn't stack his wood
too close to the shed, does he ?
(E. E. Garrett)
The cheese slid off his cracker
.
Their elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The glass in his window is fogged over.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Thick as a brick.
Two quarters short of a dollar.
Useful as a screen door on a submarine.
You've got a hole in your screen door.
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