Politically Correct Terms
When Talking About Women:
She does not have a killer body...she is terminally attractive.
She is not a bad cook...she is microwave compatible.
She is not a bad driver...she is automotively challenged.
She is not a perfect "10"...she is numerically superior.
She is not easy...she is horizontally accessible.
She does not hate sports on TV. ...she is athletically biased.
She does not have sexy lips...she is collagen dependent.
She does not get drunk...she is accidentally over-served.
She is not a gossip...she is a verbal terminator.
She does not work out too much...she is abdominal overachiever.
She is not hooked on soap operas...she is melodramatically fixated.
She is not cold or frigid...she is thermally incompatible.
She does not wear too much make-up...she is cosmetically over saturated.
She will never gain weight...she will become a metabolic underachiever.
She does not shave her legs...she experiences temporary stubble reduction.
She does not sun bathe...she experiences solar enhancement.
Her breasts will never sag...they will lose their vertical hold.
She does not shop too much...she is overly susceptible to marketing ploys.
She does not have big hair...she is overly aerosoled.
She does not snore...she is nasally repetitive.
She does not get drunk...she becomes verbally dyslexic.
She is not too skinny...she is skeletally prominent.
She does not get PMS...she becomes hormonally homicidal.
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Created July 17, 2001
Updated: 4-18-2009