TEN COMMANDMENTS
TEXAS STYLE
Folks in Texas have a different ways
of explaining things. So here is the
way Texans explain the Ten Commandments
in Texas Style !!
(found in many Cowboy Churches in the Great State of Texas)
1. Just one GOD.
2. Honor yer Ma and Pa.
3. No telling tales or gossippin' about others.
4. Git yourself to Sunday meetings.
5. Put nothin' before your GOD.
6. No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
7. No killin'.
8. Watch her mouth (no cussing around your mama !).
9. Don't take what ain't yers.
10. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
Donkey's have a "direct line" to GOD from the birth of Jesus to the
travels of Jesus while he was here on this earth.
Just remember too -- GOD could have chosen
a mighty white stallion to ride -- but
he chose a little donkey.
(This was told to me by Skip -- an ole cowboy who should have been born 100 years ago.)
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Updated 4-18-2009