Close Encounters of the Woobie Kind

YOUR
'Close Encounters of the Woobie Kind'!

Submit stories of YOUR special woobies - is there one you couldn't live without? Or have you known one that was especially EVIL? Feel free to share!!

"Hi Blaze - I have a woobie named Kramer. He is a fleece woobie with fuzzy wild hair like the Kramer guy on TV. I had a different woobie that my dad took away from me because I almost ate the squeaker. I didn't know about the woobie revenge.
Was that woobie evil?" - Rusty
(Blaze replies - "Nearly all woobies are, or will become evil, ESPECIALLY the ones with squeakers - You did the right thing!"

"My Name is NaMeshe and I am a almost 8 month old Golden
Retriever. I love Woobies I have quite a collection. I have a large
yellow Woobie elephant, A large Gray Woobie dog. A big fat round Woobie Pig, other assorted small woobies such as footballs, soccer balls, basketballs and my favorite (that my dad picked out just for me) A HUGE GREEN WOOBIE-SAURUS. He stands four foot tall but I can pick him up and run around with him. Still can't figure out how to get him out my dog door to the back porch where I could destroy him at any given moment. I'm not allowed any real destruction in the house. A small hole and pull the guts out of the little beggers is all. Then my Mom pick up my died woobies and re stuffs them for the next siege. It was great writing to you about my collection. Hope some day to have my own page and you can get to see me and my woobies." - NaMeshe

"Hi Blaze! My favorite Woobie is my stuffed squeeky toy. It has 6 arms. Each arm is a different primary color. Each arm has a squeeker in the end of it. I love to bring it to Mommy when she is doing something other than petting me. I throw it at my Daddy when he has fallen asleep on the couch. If he doesn't respond, I shove it in his face until he throws it for me. When I first got it, I slept with it in my mouth for two nights in a row. I'm better than that now, but I love to run around the house and squeek that Woobie better than anything! Ever!"
- Polly-dog

Hi! I am Sunny. My Mom is so cool... she knows I have a speshul Woobie attachmint to 'Baybie' my floppy dog. When they got me a lil sister (who asked them to do THAT?!) an'she always wantsta sleep an' hog my Woobie. She hided it in her crate with her! Mom gave it back to me when she wasn't lookin'. THEN, she decided to CHEW IT! Her teeths are way sharper than mine. Now, unnerstand, this Woobie had only been sucked on an' used for a pellow up to now. So Good Mom put threads in it to keep it together fur me an' told Lily (the lil crybaby) to go chew her own stuff. I love my mom, an we spent some time playin' so she could get Exsersize, but I had to go lay on my Baybie an' stare down my lil bratty sister. Mom unnerstood. She nose this is a Sirius case of Woobie atttachmint.
So all you Woobie owners --
"If ya wannit chewed right, chew it fur yerself!"
--Sunny

"Hi Blaze! My name is Sherman & I want to tell you about my most recent Woobie raid! See, at night when the mommy person and daddy person are asleep, it is my self-appointed job to guard the house. Well, one particular night, while I was on my usual rounds, I discovered several evil woobies. I did my best to kill them by shredding, destuffing & everything else I could think of. I finally decided the only way these woobies would meet their demise was to put them in the toilet and drown them. So I prowled through the house and found every woobie I could and put them all in the toilet. For good measure I added one of my dad's evil socks! (You really have to keep an eye on them - they multiply when you turn your back) AND a pair of my mom's underwear, too! Thought this would help keep them from escaping. Well, about 3:00 a.m. my daddy got up to tinkle in my water bowl ( I really hate this) and he found all the dead woobies. He went in and got my mom and told her she had to come see what a fine job I had done. Of course, she was so proud of me and could not stop laughing, but daddy kept mumbling something about being in debt for life to the roto-rooter man if he had flushed. Still don't know what he meant!!!! I'll keep you posted of future woobie raids!"
-- Sherman (aka "The Sherminator")

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