The 'recipes' on these pages were collected from family and friends and various cookbooks. If you know who wrote them, please e-mail me, so that I can give credit where credit is due.

1/2 doz. small children 2 or 3 small puppies 1 large field A pinch of brook Some small pebbles Flowers and sky

Mix the children and puppies well together. Put them in the field, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over the pebbles and sprinkle the field with flowers. Spread over all the deep blue sky and bake in the sun. When brown, set away to cool in the bathtub. These are deliciously loveable.

Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl: answer telephone. Take large bowl off small son's head: sweep up floor.

Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl. Measure 1/4 cup shortening: answer door bell: wash shortening from son's hands and face.

Mix 3 cups flour into large bowl. Add 1/4 cup shortening; mix well. Rock crying baby for 10 minutes. Answer telephone. Put son in tub and scrub well. Scrape flour and shortening mixture from floor; add enough tears to relieve the tension.

Open 1 can of beans and serve with remaining strength.

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