Here's several exercises to get you warmed up
for the annual "squeeze" *G*
Exercise #1:
Refrigerate two bookends overnight. Lay one of your breasts (either will do) between the two bookends, and smash the bookends together as hard as you can.
Repeat three times daily
Exercise #2:
Locate a pasta maker or old wringer washer. Feed the breasts into the machine
and start cranking. Repeat only twice daily.
Exercise #3:
[ADVANCED] Situate yourself comfortably on your side on the garage floor.
Place one of your breasts snugly behind the rear tire of the family vehicle.
When you give the signal, hubby will slowly ease the vehicle into reverse.
Hold for five seconds. Repeat on the other side.
(only one per day needed for Exercise #3)
If y'all think of any more, please let me know
and I'll be glad to add them to the list *LOL*
Take care!!!
BJ
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