My CLAW Page



Rawr Rawr MERAW!


CLAW Mewmbership Card


A PURROUD MEWMBER OF C.L.A.W.





Oh Mew!
Queen Midnight has awarded my CLAW page the CLAW AWARD
for the week of January 31, 1998!

Queen Midnight, thank you furry, furry much fur this.





I am a furry, furry purroud mewmber of CLAW.
Through CLAW I have met some wonderfurl furrends, and have had funfunfun.
CLAW opens up so many oppurr-tuna-ties fur us kitties.
("oppurr-tuna-ty"...get it? mew mew mew!)

I am so purroud to wear my CLAW Crown! This is not the picture of an ordinary kitty!


Regal Sam


This is a picture of a kitty who has purrticipated in the moving and empawering Meowing In Ceremony!

No, fellow kitties, I can't tell you about it, it is a furry purrsonal experience.


Meowing

If you are a CLAW mewmber and haven't purrticipated in a Meowing In, don't miss the next one!

If you are not a mewmber of C.L.A.W., why aren't you?




I have joined the Gremlin Committee.
We are dedicated to removing all "gremlins"
from any pages in CLAW.
You would be surpurrised at how gremlins can get into CLAW.
I received this from Queen Midnight fur my special effurts
in removing a whole bunch of dastardly gremlins from CLAW
in March, 1998.

Queen Midnight, I live to serve you!

Many thanks to you fur this award.



MEOWOW!!!

I did it, I did it, I did it!

BCC Degree

My furry furst degree.

Meowmie was so purroud of me that she made me sit fur a graduation picture.

Meowmies are so sentimental.

Graduation Picture

I do look rather handsome, don't I?




There were 22 mouses loose in the C.L.A.W. rooms this past summer!

I, Sam the Cat, the great hunter, found them all!

Queen Midnight, in her gratitude,
awarded me this mewgnificient plaque fur my page.

Mousecatcher Extraordinaire

Tasty little morsels they were, too! Mew, mew, mew!



And there were 20 flies loose in the C.L.A.W. rooms this past summer, too!

Well, after my exhausting search fur all the mouses,
I really had to take a nap.
Then I started prowling the rooms looking for the flies.

As I was napping, one of the flies escaped through an open window,
so there were only 19 to find,
but I didn't know that, I thought there were still 20.

I couldn't find that last *hssst pffftt hssst* fly!

Queen Midnight kindly notified me that I HAD found
all of the remaining flies, and awarded me
a lofurrly ribbon and medallion.

Master Flycatcher

How's that for a World Class Kitty! Meowrrr!!!



Kitties, C.L.A.W. can help you be a better cat!

Befur joining C.L.A.W. I was a purrty shy kitty.
Now I am going to sign up to take all kinds of courses to become a purrfecat!
(Purrfect+Cat=Purrfecat...Meraw!)

Are you a good actor?
You can be like Mew Gibson, Adrian Paw...
and dare I say...Sir Pawrence Olivier.
You can join the C.L.A.W. THEATER!

Are you a Picatso? There is an Art Guild!

A Furnest Hemingway? There is a Writers Guild!

There are so mewny things at C.L.A.W. to help us to fine tune our purrfection.

I am going to take as mewny courses as I can this semester to
Be All That I Can Be.
(did I just join the Army???)

Latch on to your Meowmies, kitties, let them know that you want to be a "purrfecat"!
(Oh, I just think I am so clefur fur thinking that one up...Meraw!)

There is even a Kittengarten for the youngsters!



Background Stolen from C.L.A.W. because I wanted it.
Purrrr!