Material found in banners above not endorsed by author of this site!   My "Babies"  No, this is not an ad for Cathy Jean shoes. This is Cricket. In the trash can. She's a very playful cat who just loves getting into things. What cat doesn't? I got Cricket in March, 1996, and she is my baby. People say that cats don't come when you call, but she does. At least when I call her. Not so much with my husband or anyone else. She is totally indoor cat (there are too many coyotes where I live...if I let her out I'd have to call her Bait), though that doesn't stop her from trying to get out. She spends most of her time sitting in the window sill "talking" to the birds that gather on our roof or the lawn. She's a sweetie.    Meet Curious George; just George for short. She (yes, SHE) is a little trouble-maker. I got her in May, 1997. Just such a cutey I couldn't pass her up. If I leave open a cabinet, she's in there. Newspaper left on the table? Consider it shredded. She's very playful, but very sweet. Notice that she is sitting in a bowl? It's an antique that my mother gave me & from the day I brought it home, she has made it her bed. She is now twice the size she is in this picture & she still insists on sleeping in it! Cricket didn't like her at all when I first brought her home, but she's since gotten over that. Not they are playmates & pals, and make lots of trouble together. RULES FOR CATS WHO HAVE A HOUSE TO RUN I. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs. II. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human's bare foot. III. BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything -- just sit and stare. IV. HAMPERING: If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping," otherwise known as "hampering". Following are the rules for "hampering": a) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook.You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted. b) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself. c) For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. Embroidery and needlepoint projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you. d) For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes or Christmas cards (annual activity), keep in mind the aim -- to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time. e) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. They love to jump. V. WALKING: As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills. VI. BEDTIME: Always sleep on the human at night so s/he cannot move around. My Tiger main | site explanation | wife | christian | graphic artist | musician teacher | writer | mom | chef | champion | crafter | sign guestbook © 1998, 1997 Sheila