Week 11:
Whats the similarity between George Michael and a wellington boot?
They both get sucked off in bogs.
Week 10:
Why does a dog lick his cock?
Cause he knows he's gonna lick your face next.
Week 9:
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Week 8:
Why don't Santa and Mrs. Claus have children?
Because he only comes once a year, and that is down a chimney.
Week 7:
A woman walked into a bar, and asked the barman for a double entendre.
So he gave her one.
Week 6:
A bankruptcy judge in Florida has approved a plan that will allow the financially strapped Burt Reynolds to keep his property.
Under the terms of the plan, they won't pull his rug out from on top of him.
Week 5: A man walks into a pub with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The barman looks at the man and says 'Do you know theres a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?' The man says 'I know, its driving me nuts'.
Week 4:
Did you hear of the vicar who caught the choir boy playing with the bell ropes in the church tower?
He told him off.
(Think about it.... If you still don't get it, try telling someone.)
Week 3:
A man sent in 10 puns to his local newspaper's pun contest, in hopes that one would win.
Unfortunately, 'no pun in ten did'.
ooohhh....groan....tee hee hee
Week 2: Two sperm were swimming along, and the first said "Are we near the ovary yet" The second replied, "I don't think so, we haven't passed the tonsils yet"
Week 1:
Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks?
She's withholding evidence.