Training Courses for Men

Yes ha-ha, highly amusing, so I've added the equivalent courses for women in italics..

Course 001
Combatting Stupidity ( Combatting Stupidity )
Course 002
You, Too, can do housework ( Perfection - its not absolutely necessary )
Course 003
PMS, Learn when to keep your mouth shut ( PMS - your problem, not his )
Course 004
How to fill an ice cube tray ( How to do a 3-point turn )
Course 005
We do not want sleazy night things for christmas ( Learn to please your man )
Course 006
Wonderful laundry techniques ( formally do not wash my silks ) ( Laundry time-saving tips, just bung it all in and hope )
Course 007
Understanding the female response to your coming home at 4am ( Understanding Male Bonding )
Course 008
Parenting: It doesn't end with conception ( erm.. yes, ok so the women probably have a valid point here )
Course 009
Get a life: learn to cook ( Eating - it gives you a big bum )
Course 010
How not to act like an asshole when you are obviously wrong ( ditto )
Course 011
Understanding your Incompetence ( Understanding your Incompetence )
Course 012
YOU: The weaker sex ( YOU: The weaker sex )
Course 013
Reasons to give flowers ( Reasons to give beer )
Course 014
How to stay awake after sex ( Sleep, why its good for you )
Course 015
Sex 101: You can fall asleep without it if you really try ( Sex.. married people can do it too )
Course 016
Sex 102: Morning dilemma: If its awake, take a cold shower ( Getting the day of to a good start )
Course 017
How to put the toilet seat down ( Toilet seat, up or down - who cares )
Course 018
The remote control: Overcoming your dependency ( Chocolate: Overcoming your dependency )
Course 019
How not to act younger than your children ( Learn to enjoy yourself )
Course 020
You, too, can be a designated driver ( )
Course 021
Honest, you don't look like Mel Gibson ( especially naked ) ( Cellulite - get rid of it )
Course 022
The obtainable goal: Omitting the word *!~s from your vocabulary ( )
Course 023
Fluffing the blanket after farting is not necessary ( yes it is )
Course 024
REAL MEN ask for directions ( Map reading for beginners )

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