Time fur Pugswey to wearn 'bouts dis!
YO! PUGGIES! WHERE IS YOU?
I needs to teaches you 'bouts autumn an' weaves an' stuff!
No needs to does yells at me, I is wight here behinds you!
Is you sure we is 'wowwed to goes on dese fings?
Dey makes cwunchy noises an' feels funny on my foots.
You was just a widdle kitten wast year when dis happened
an I was 'fwaided dat you would eats dese an' gets sick.
Dey makes a nice bed, wooka the one I maked.
Mmmmm...I dunno, Moppies, dey feels funny and cwackles.
Is you *sure* we is 'wowwed on dese fings?
I is gonna knocks you down if you don't twies it!
Well? Does you bewieves me now?
Gets on your back wike me an wolls awound in dese fings.
It's fun an'gets fings in your fur to make the Meowmie cwazed...
Ya finks so? Cwazed? I wove doesing dat.
Whadd-eye gots to does? Huh? Huh?
*sigh* I haf beed twying to tells you!
We jus' hafs to hafs fun in dese weaves
an' the Meowmie will gifs us all the 'ttention
dat we effur could wants!
HOW'S DIS,
MY FAFUWITE BWOFFUR???
Meowies!!
I is *fthht spftth*
in dese weaves *p-tt p-tt*
and the Meowmie *fthth-fthth*
is gonna wovves me... *p-tt spfftht*
Oh pwaises to Bast dat I don't bop dis one
the way Nanny bopped me!!!
I gots to call the Ohio an' see where I wents wrong...
