Is you supwiseded?
Mops an' baseball?
I hafs baseball in my bwood! Yes!
I is gonna helps my Uncle Charwie's team,
the Cincinnati Weds!!!

Mewrrr!

Hey coach...I finks we hafs a pwobwem here...

DERE!
Dat's better.

An' here he comes to the pwate!
Dat Swinging Swugger...
Dat Homewun Hairball...
It's the Mighty Mopster!!!
***sounds of cheering fans in the background***

BATTER-R-R-R-UP!

A loud CWACK as Mops belts that ball wight into
a twisting double half-nelson Hail Mary bunt and
scores the winning wun!!!

The pitcher fwom the opposing team was so amazed dat
he taked dis picture of me swiding into home pwate.

Uncle Charwie and I wants to fank
two furry special offur pwayers on the team,

Mr. Vaughn and Mr. Hammonds,

fur wending us dere uniforms for dese pictures.

We couldn't haf done it wifout you guys! Fank you!

An fank you all fur stopping by.
See you at the next game?

Is you supwiseded? Mops an' baseball? I hafs baseball in my bwood! Yes! I is gonna helps my Uncle Charwie's team, the Cincinnati Weds!!!
Mewrrr! Hey coach...I finks we hafs a pwobwem here...
DERE! Dat's better.
An' here he comes to the pwate! Dat Swinging Swugger... Dat Homewun Hairball... It's the Mighty Mopster!!! *sounds of cheering fans in the background* BATTER-R-R-R-UP! A loud CWACK as Mops belts that ball wight into a twisting double half-nelson Hail Mary bunt and scores the winning wun!!!