Here's what happened.

My broffur Pugs an' I was doesing our wun-wun game fwu the house
when we heard Art Bell on Meowmie Dust's wadio.

Dere is a big bug out to gets us???

We scweeched to a halt...well, Pugs skidded into the wall
an' I skidded into him.

We wistened as much as we could while we was twyin'
to untangle our selfs.

Dere is a Miwwenium Bug?  An' it's gonna eats the 'lectrics?

I knowed dat it dint stand a chance if it commed up against us.
Pugswey 'speciawwy.

We dont hafs a bug in the house fanks to Pugs.

MEOWIES!!!

Whassat offur dere at the winnow!!!

My furs still fwuff an' I need some nip wheneffur I finks of
dat howwible cweature.
Mew!

Now Pugs, well, he's still just a kitten.
He fought dat we should hafs dis bug fur wunch.

I, being older and wiser, fought dat we should naps unner the bed
until the bug went somepwace else.

I was not afwaid, I is Mops the Fearwess.
But I is NOT Mops the Stupid.
Dat bug was BIG!

Pugs kept begging me to wet him hafs the bug.
Neiffur of us noticed dat it commed in the winnow
an' was stalking us.

*sigh*
Dumb bug.

Well, you knows dat a kitty hafs to does
what a kitty hafs to does.

So does two kitties.

So Pugswey haffed his bug.

Dis means bug dwumsticks fwoating awound in the water dish.

He does dat all the time.

Now you knows the twoof.

If you isn't weading dis by candle-wight,
it's causes Pugswey eated the Miwwenium Bug.
Dat I catched fur him.



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