Well, my Meowmie Dust finked dat I did, anyways. And can you argues wif a Meowmie? Ok, you can. But can you win? Not wif mine, you can't!
Here I is teaching him how to catches the cwitters wif wotsa wegs dat wivves in the house. (Dey makes fun-fun fings to pways wif, too.) See how I teached him to focus on what he is hunting? Dat's gonna bees a good widdle hunter. If he does what I says.
Dat's my widdle bwoffur! Meowies!
You seed my Bewovved Uncle Diwwy. I call him Uncle Pwetzel because of the ways he wikes to does his nappies. He twists wike a pwetzel.
My Uncle Diwwy! One of a kind!
Well, I was sitting wif my new broffur an' showing him our FAMIWY ALBUM an' the widdle fing (cute as a button, he is) twied to does a nappy wike Uncle Diwwy.	Ain't dat just pwecious?
It taked me 'bouts an hour to gets him untangled fwom his foots an' his ears an' his tail. But he twied to does the famiwy fing, an' dat's a good kitten. He isn't effen a Purrsian!
Dis widdle Pugsley, dis widdle bwoffur... he haffed good quawities. So I haffed to teached him "Synchwonized Eating". Dat ways Meowmie Dust would see dat he was smart an' I was smarter fur teaching him. Besides, I was hungwy.
Well, you can sees dat dis widdle bwoffur did tuggies on my heartstwings. But den...and dis was the cwincher...
I does somefing dat ony me an' my Daddy Duncan does in dis famiwy. We calls it "Hanging Out". It's just somefing dat we does.
One of the *furstest* fings dat my widdle bwoffur Puggies wanted to does was wearn how to does "Hangin' Out" wif me. He din't hafs it quite wight dere, but he was twying!
Was dat not just the bestest fing dat a new bwoffur could does? Yes, it was.
Now does you fink dat dis new bwoffur would says dat he hafs beed pwacticing? Dis widdle sneaky Pugswey bwoffur of mine? He just did dis and bwingged a tear to my eyes... ...he's hanging out...
Well, nobody askded me what I finked 'bouts getting a bwoffur befur he gotted here, but he hafs twied so hard to bees wike my famiwy dat I finks... ...we is gonna keeps him...