I wents all the way from the Ohio to the New Jersey! Mew!
Dis is not a story fur kittens,
dis story even makes gwowed up kitties fwuff their tails!
Dis din't starts wif a scairyplane ride.
Dis started wif a early morning wakeup from Meowmie Nancy
an' she gived me a trankilsizer.
Does you knows what a trankilsizer does? Does you? Huh?
I knows you does.
It makes you does dis...
an' you don't efen care! You don't! Weally! Nope!
Meowmie Nancy hided the trankilziser in my breffist dat morning
beclaws she knowed I wouldn't take it ofurwise.
She was wight. Yes, she was. She weally was!
Den she putted me into dis gween fing wif handles
and I din't care! I din't!
I was dweaming stwange dweams....
But furst we had to gets into a car! Dat wasn't funfunfun.
But I din't care. I don't wike cars,
but I wasn't scared. Nope. Not me.
Den we was on our ways
