Oh my gwacious!

Oh my tummy!

Wif all due wespect to the peoples dats makes the pwanes
I gots to tells you dat dis stuff may be fine fur peoples
but it aint's dat good fur kitties.

Wif many fanks to my Meowmie Nancy fur the trankilsizer,
I was doing dis...

while I fink the pwane was doing dis....

Oooh dem bumpies....

an' I swear dat the pwane was doing dis...

an' den did dis again...

but me an' the buttefwies din't care.
We was happy.
We was trankilsized!

Good fing we was trankilsized,
dey din't effen haf peanuts on dis fwight,
much less some Pouncies fur me!

Den it happened. The engines whined!
The scairyplane shook!
The scairyplane made more whiney noises!
Den bump...clunk...bump...clunk...
we landed!

Now dis was a furry traumatickizing fing fur a kitten to do!

We maded it fru the landing an' met Bobby at the "gate".

Bobby is a furry nice man who is a furrend of Meowmie Dust,
and has a limo business.

We was nearly at my new home.