As Christmas approaches, it is customary for those who believe they understand the true meaning of Christmas to share that knowledge with the rest of us. It is also customary for the rest of us to go right on with what we'd planned to do for the holiday. Certainly it's possible to have more than one "true meaning" of Christmas; at the same time, there are things we do that minimize its importance and cheapen whatever meaning we attach to it. This article, by pointing out examples of the latter category, may cause some uncomfortable recognition by readers (and maybe even inspire a few to change some old habits). If not, well, it's good for a laugh.
When it comes to decorating, remember that more is better. Cover your house with lights, and don't worry about maintaining a theme or consistency: put reindeer around the manger and snowmen next to a surfing Santa. The point is to attract attention (and show up your neighbors).
This is a world that looks at the back of greeting cards to see if you "care enough to send the very best". So buy expensive presents, especially for your family. Go into debt if you must. After all, the more you spend on those family members, the less guilt you'll feel about ignoring them the rest of the year.
Christmas is a time for traditions. Be sure to do the same thing every year, even if you've forgotten why. Educators tell us that repetition is a good aid to remembering, so just think of the memories you're creating for your children.
Speaking of tradition: there are also traditional roles at Christmastime. Men, don't even attempt to help your wives with the Christmas dinner; women, no need to stay up late while your husbands put together bicycles and other "some assembly required" toys. You can enjoy togetherness on another holiday.
Carols are sung only one month of the year, so don't bother to learn them. If invited to go caroling, fake it -- throw in a "fa la la" here and there. You know that caroling is just an excuse to wear funny clothes and have lots of hot rum drinks.
Don't be concerned with telling your children the truth about Santa Claus. Let them find out from the older kids at school. That will teach them two valuable lessons: not to trust everything their parents say, and never again to believe in a being who is kindly and all-knowing.
(and, of course, don't study the meaning in these words:)
But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. (Luke 2:10-11)