Updated 3-12-99 for your viewing pleasure. Rar.

Hello. I'm the Hipster of the Apocalypse. For those of you who haven't shaken my hand, my name is Dan Telfer. This web page is chock full of all things phat. It's phat-packed, y'all.


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"Falling in love online is like putting a pigeon in a toaster, you can make it happen but it just doesn't taste as good"

It's all about the love

so send some why dontcha?

people have hoped they might find me amusing

(since 2-1-99)