Hear a recorded Greeting from Mister Ed Himself!
***WARNING!!***
This is going to be a tirade written in stream of conciousness! I am fully responsible for its content! If you are offended by challenges to your sanity or intelligence, read no further!
This thing has been simmering in my head for a long time, and if you know me at all by now you know that that isn't a good thing. All those brain cells, tattered by years of excess and abuse, kick an idea or phobia from one to another like a worn-out soccer ball, until all the air has gone out of it and all that's left is some pathetic shred of leather and pig-bladder. Speaking of Dan Lungren, I'm absolutely sure now that this fellow is no more than the reincarnation of Benito Mussolini himself. His platform in the race for the Dictatorship of California is based largely on his "get tough" approach to anybody who....well...anybody. He is leading the fight to close down the Cannibis Clinics here based on what he claims is the failure of the operators to adhere to the law he fought so hard to destroy a-borning, Prop 215. The really sad thing about that is that Mr. Clinton's administration is supporting him by toeing the old line on pot.
It's bad for ya, people. We know it, you know it, and we just can't trust you to make up your own minds about it. Alcohol? Sure...Tobacco? No problem. But stay away from the one that WON'T KILL YOU!
Hey Dan Lungren...I'm a-callin' you out! Sit down with me and convince me that there is such a HUGE difference between a shot of Jack Daniel's, a Marlboro, and a joint in terms of the "freedom of choice" your Party advocates, and I'll join your campaign staff! Heck, I'll even wear one of your buttons on my shirt, bumper sticker both my cars with your smilin' face and write a campaign song just for you! How 'bout it?
In the meantime, maybe YOU could find the REAL moral fortitude to look into the eyes of your TRUE constituents, not the rich, whitebread folks who you come to with your hand out, but the sick and dying as well as the sick and TIRED! I'm far more concerned about my sons or daughters being run over by a "legally" drunk driver or taking up tobacco than I am over whether they might some day take a toke. Until you see the light, you'll remain the petty dictator you are, and I'll pledge myself to speak out freely against you and the freedom-sapping trolls you represent.
To find out more about Dangerous Dan, click on his pic!
