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Granfather always rides my ass cause Im NOT a native Texan. But this great acolade swelled my head mabye not the size of Texas but perhaps Loisiana. And geuss what else folks: Of those 100 websites Texas Monthly reviewed & chose, know WHICH ONE had the most words? Yup, MINE.
Oh crap! What can i say other than: IM NOT WORTHEY.
It apears i am part of Gus's life! The link above, (diary entry for 1/5/97) is what gave me the idea for the W.W.W. Virtual Self-Image Generater(tm). On Jan 19 he self-deprecatingly urges his readers to visit mypage. Later on March 12 hes in the bathtub readin my 'Wurst Case Scenarrio' update and a peice of barbaqeu chicken comes OUT HIS NOSE. Then hes awestruck on 3/19. This site has it all: A gross granfather-like episode, a plea to visit my site, and many kind words. The olny reason Gus didnt get a 100% was he was in the tub insted of sittin onthe toilet when the chickon meat came out his nose.
A good scores as it meets sevral criteria: Academic, (Hes a college bigshot); a pithy label for me; And its wedged right betwen weird & mild. Thanks Mr Novak!
Its easy to see why I picked this: What nice ego-raising talk for a insecure post adolesent like me.
Another great college (U of Texas no less) referincing MY WRITINGS as course materiels! Mabye i realy am the next Mark Twian. (There I go braggin how great I am again. Sorry).
Uniqeu presentation here: A 3rd party reference to a 1st-person acount of a bodily fluid release as a result of reading MY HOMPAGE.
The only reason i picked these 2 similar sites, (one in Czeck Republic, the other in Slovakia) is cause they both say: "Osobni Stranky Walter Millers Home Page"--whatever that is I like it. Granfather keeps yelling "Osobni Stranky!" in a gutturol nasaly Slavic acent all day long. With my luck it probly means "This young man is a horse's ass."
If anyone knows what Osobni Stranky means, please write.