Fall 1997 Wedgie Page Update

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Why Wedgies? Four Family Wedgie Tales

Many people have wrote askin me about personal family wedgie history. Wedgies have been a "deep seated" pattorn in our disfunctoinal clan. There's a numbor of secret family wedgie stories which I will write about here. By airing our "dirtey laundry" so to speak perhapps i can be the one to break this dark circle (or shoud I say 'dark stripe') of abbuse.

You know how mean my Granfather is, from reading abbout him on my Homepage. Ive said in the past that his incessant abbuse was the insporration for the Wedgie Page. Granfather takes glee in being so mean, and what more juvvenile way is there for a childish larger male to houmiliate anothor than by givving him a WEDGY?

Yes all fammilies have secrets. Please dont lauagh at ours. I share them in the interest of family reconcilliation. (Well OK, luagh if you must).

In Chronnologicol Order

MY FAMILLY WEDGIE STORIES:

  • Plucked from the Dank Murkey Chasms of History

    • YES A DARK HIDDEN WEDGIE TALE FROM WA-A-AY BACK.

  • An Early Americon 'Tail'

    • ONE OF GRANFATHER'S EVIL WEDGYING ANCESTORS

  • Deep scars: Reaping and 'Sewing'

    • THEY DIDNT CALL IT the"GREAT DEPRESSION" FOR NOTHIN

  • Not so happy 'Ending'

    • TOLD FIRST "HAND" CAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT WEDGED.

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