If your basic Katas involve two cartwheels, a back flip, prarie dogs and cottage cheese...
If your weapons forms include "Smith & Wesson Ichiban" and "Louisville Slugger"...
If your uniforms have frills, tassels, shoot sparks and come in colors such as "Rotten Apple Red"...
If your organization patch includes a picture of a duck breathing fire...
If you claim the founder of their system was an ancient albino okinawan shaman named "Soke Fred"...
