I never seen a smile that looked so sad
'Cause you make me feel so good 'cause you're so bad
Hey little darlin'
Your love is legendary
Love's four letters
Ain't in my dictionary
'Scuse my position
But it ain't missionary
Yeah, but I want to
Walk on the water with you
Boo-tay
Hotpants
Tan line
Sweet stuff
Hookah
Boo-yah
Knocked up
Hose down
Cool cat
Hot flash
When it comes to makin' love I ain't no hype
'Cause I practice on a peach most every night
Hey little darlin'
Your love is legendary
Love's four letters
Ain't in my dictionary
'Scuse my position
But it ain't missionary
Ah, but I want to
Walk on the water with you
Well, the cook's in the kitchen
And hidin' the spoons
I'm winking at witches
And howlin' at moons
I'm afraid of de candle
But live for de flame
You know who I am
But you don't know my name
Hey little darlin'
Your love is legendary
Love's four letters
Ain't in my dictionary
'Scuse my position
But it ain't missionary
Ah, but I want to
Walk on the water with you
Hey little darlin'
Your love is legendary
You got the boo-yah
It's almost fictionary
'Scuse my position
But it ain't missionary
Yeah, but I want to
Walk on the water with you
© 1994
Workin' like a dog for de boss man
Workin' for the company
I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin'
I'm gonna have a fantasy
But where am I gonna look?
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
To read between the lines
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up til' I hit the ground
Jacki's in the elevator
Lingerie second floor
She said "can I see you later
And love you just a little more?"
I kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody get out alive
She said " I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey and have you
home
by five"
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up til' I hit the ground
In the air, in the air, honey one more time now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I hit the ground
Gonna be a penthouse pauper
Gonna be a millionaire
I'm gonna be a real fast talker
And have me a love affair
Gotta get my timin' right
It's a test that I gotta pass
I'll chase you all the way to the stairway honey
Kiss your sassafras
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up til' I hit the ground
Do you care? Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm going down
© Swag Song Music, Inc. ASCAP
From the album PUMP
Rag doll, livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie
So fine, they'll never see ya
Leavin' by the back door, man
Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before
I'm feelin' like a bad boy
MMM Just a like a bad boy
I'm rippin' up a rag doll
Like throwin' away an old toy
Some babe's talkin' real loud
Talkin' all about the new crowd
Try and sell me on an old dream
A new version of the old scene
Speak easy on the grape vine
Keep shufflin' in the shoe shine
Old tin lizzy do it 'til your dizzy
Give it all ya got until you're put out of your misery
Yes, I'm movin', Yes, I'm movin'
Get ready for the big time
Tap dancing on a land mine
Yes, I'm movin', I'm really movin' Old tin lizzy
Yes, I'm movin', Yes, I'm movin'
Get ready for the big time
Get crazy on the moonshine
Yes I'm movin', I'm really movin'
Sloe gin fizzy
Do it 'til you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery
© 1987
From the album PERMANENT VACATION
Chorus
Tell me what it takes to let you go
Tell me how the pain's supposed to go
Tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night
Without thinking you lost everything that was good in your life to the
toss of the dice?
Tell me who's to blame for thinkin' twice
Yeah
Girl, before I met you I was F.I.N.E. Fine
But your love made me a prisoner
Yeah, my heart's been doing time
You spent me up like money
Then you hung me out to dry
It was easy to keep all your lies in disguise
'Cause you had me in deep with the devil in your eyes
Chorus
Guitar!
Tell me that you're happy that you're on your own yeah, yeah, yeah
Tell me that it's better when you're all alone
Tell me that your body doesn't miss my touch
Tell me that my lovin' didn't mean that much
Tell me you ain't dyin' when you're cryin' for me
Chorus
Tell me what it takes to let you go
Tell me how the pain's supposed to go
Tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night
Without thinkin' you lost everything that was good in your life to the
toss of the dice?
Tell me who's to blame for thinkin' twice
No no no no 'cause I don't wanna burn in paradise
Ooo, let it go, let it go, let it go
Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it
go, let it go, let it go,
let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go
I don't wanna burn, I don't wanna burn
© 1989
From the album PUMP
Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture grazed the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong but you know it's alright
That's right
Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
Tried to blow me away
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my suprise
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, all right
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, sue me
What a funky lady
She like it like it like it like that
He was a lady
© 1987
From the album PERMANENT VACATION
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did her daddy do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Janie was arrested they found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Janie's got a gun she ain't never gonna be the same
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did her daddy do?
He jacked a little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under the lightning and the thunder knew
that
someone had to stop the rain
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did her daddy do?
It's Janie's last I.O.U.
She had to take him down easy, and put a bullet in his brain
She said 'cause nobody believs me
The man wassuch a sleaze, he ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Everybody is on the run
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Janie's got a gun
© 1989
From the album PUMP
There was a time
When I was so brokenhearted
Love wasn't much of a friend of mine
The tables have turned, yeah
'Cause me and them ways have parted
That kind of love was the killin' kind
All I want is someone I can't resist
I know all I need to know by the way that I got kissed
I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Love is sweet misery
I was cryin' just to get you
Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let you
Do what you do-down on me
Now there's not ever breathin' room
Between pleasure and pain
Yeah you cry when we're makin' love
Must be one and the same
It's down on me
Yeah I got to tell you one thing
It's been on my mind
Girl I gotta say
We're partners in crime
You got that certain something
What you give to me
Takes my breath away
Now the word out on the street
Is the devil's in your kiss
If our love goes up in flames
It's a fire I can't resist
I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Your love is sweet misery
I was cryin' just to get you
Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let you
Do what you do to me
'Cause what you got inside
Ain't where your love should stay
Yeah, our love, sweet love, ain't love
'Til you give your heart away
I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Your love is sweet misery
I was cryin' just to get you
Now I'm dyin' just to let you
Do what you do down to me, baby, baby, baby
I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Your love is sweet misery
I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm dyin' cause I let you
Do what you do down to, down to, down to, down to
I was cryin' when I met you
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Your love is sweet
I was cryin' when I met you
(fade)
© 1992
From the album GET A GRIP
I kept the right ones out
And let the wrong ones in
Had an angel of mercy to see me through all my sins
There were times in my life
When I was goin' insane
Tryin' to walk through
The pain
When I lost my grip
And I hit the floor
Yeah, I thought I could leave but couldn't get out the door
I was so sick and tired
Of livin' a lie
I was wishin' that I
Would die
Chorus
It's Amazing
With the blink of an eye you finally see the light
It's Amazing
When the moment arrives that you know you'll be alright
It's Amazing
And I'm sayin' a prayer for the desperate hearts tonight
That one last shot's a Permanent Vacation
And how high can you fly with broken wings?
Life's a journey not a destination
And I just can't tell just what tomorrow brings
You have to learn to crawl
Before you learn to walk
But I just couldn't listen to all that righteous talk
I was out on the street
Just tryin' to survive
Scratchin' to stay
Alive
Chorus
From the album GET A GRIP
I took a course in Hallelujah
I went to night school for de blues
I took some stuuf they said would cool ya
But nothing seemed to light my fuse
But it's all in the past
Like a check that's in the mail
She was a tall whiskey glass
I was an old hound dog that just loved to chase his tail
Until I met a Blind Man
Who taught me how to see
A Blind Man
Who could change night into day
And if-a I can
I'm gonna make you come with me
Because a here comes the sun and we'll be chasing all the clouds away
I've had some lovers like a joy ride
Some things are never what they seem
My heaven's turned into a landslide
I thank God I woke up from that dream
I met a Blind Man
Who taught me how to see
A Blind Man
Who could change night into day
And if-a I can
I'm gonna make you come with me
Becuase here comes the sun and we'll be chasing all the clouds the way
that
some bees chase honey
And drink all the flowers dry
We'll be saving us a little money
And if that don't do it, yeah, I know the reason why
Don't make no sense lightin' candles
There's too much moonlight in our eyes
I met a Blind Man
Who taught me how to see
Blind Man
Who could change night into day
And if-a I can
I'm gonna make you come with me
Because a here comes the sun
Ain't no suprise
Ain't no doubt about it
Gonna open up your eyes
© 1994
Ahhh, I love to look into your big brown eyes
They talk to me and seem to hypnotize
They say the things nobody dares to say
And I'm not about to let you fly away
My lover with no jet lag
We're stayin' up all night in my slwwping bad
You got a heart beatin' rhythm
From the subterranean
I really love you litle girl
I don't need to explain
Chorus
I love you 'cause your Deuces are Wild girl
Like a double shot of love is so fine
I been lovin' you since you was a child girl
'Cause you and me is two of a kind
Ahhh, like deja vu I feel like I been here
Or somewhere else but you been always near
It's you that's in my dreams I'm beggin' for
But I woke up when someone slammed that door
So hard I fell outta bed
Screamin' mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread
And the moral of the story I can testify
I get stoned on you girl
That's the best reason why
Chorus
© 1992
From the album THE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD EXPERIENCE
Mm mm mm, mm mm mm
Mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm mm
Yeah, come on
Chorus
Lovin' you has got to be
(Take me to the other side)
Like the devil and the deep blue sea
(Take me to the other side)
Forget about your foolish pride
(Take me to the other side)
Oh take me to the other side
(Take me to the other side)
My mamma told me there'd be days like this
And man she wasn't foolin'
'Cause just can't believe the way you kiss
You opened up your mouth with baited breath
You said you'd never leave me
You love me, you hate me, I tried to take the loss
You're cryin' me a river but I got to get across
Chorus
I'm lookin' for another kind of love
Oh Lordy, how I need it
The kind that likes to leap without a shove
Oh, honey, best believe it
To save a lot of time and foolish pride
I'll say what's on my mind, girl
You loved me, you hate me, you cut me down to size
You blinded me with love and yeah it opened up my eyes
Lovin' you has got to be
(Take me to the other side)
Like the devil and the deep blue sea
(Take me to the other side)
My conscience got to be my guide
(Take me to the other side)
Oh honey take me, take, take, take, take, take
Take me to the other side
I'm lookin' for another kind of love
Oh Lordy, how I need it
The kind that like to leap without a shove
Honey, best you believe it
Now I ain't one for sayin' long goodbyes
I hope all is forgiven
You loved me, you hate me, I used to be your lover
You know you had it comin' girl so take me to the other side
Take me to the other side, take me to the other side
Lovin' you has got to be
(Take me to the other side)
Like the devil and the deep blue sea
(Take me to the other side)
My conscience got to be my guide
(Take me to the other side)
Oh honey take me to the other side
Chorus
© 1989
From the album PUMP
Say you're leavin' on a seven thirty train and that you're headin' out
to
Hollywood
Girl you been givin' me that line so many times it kinda gets like feelin'
bad
looks good
That kinda lovin'
Turns a man to a slave
That kinda lovin'
Sends a man right to his grave...
Chorus
I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy
You turn it on
Then you're gone
Yeah you drive me
Crazy, crazy, crazy, for you baby
I feel like the color blue...
You're packin' up your stuff and talkin' like it's tough and tryin' to
tell me that
it's time to go
But I know you ain't wearin' nothin' underneath that overcoat
And it's all a show
That kinda lovin'
Makes me wanna pull
Down the shade
That kinda lovin'
Yeah now I'm never gonna be the same
Chorus
I'm losin' my mind, girl
'Cause I'm goin' crazy
I need your love, honey
I need your love
Crazy, crazy, crazy for you baby
I'm losin' my mind, girl
'Cause I'm goin' crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy for you baby
You turn it on, then you're gone
Yeah you drive me
From the album GET A GRIP
Well I woke up this morning
On the wrong side of the bed
And how I got to thinkin'
About all those things you said
About ordinary people
And how they make you sick
And if callin' names kicks back on you
Then I hope this does the trick
'Cause I'm sick of your complainin'
About how many bills
And I'm sick of all your bitchin'
'Bout your poodles and your pills
And I just can't see no humor
About your way of life
And I think I can do more for you
With this here fork and knife
Chorus
Eat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good for
Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more
Eat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chest
Eat the Rich: Take one bite now, spit out the rest
So I called up my head shrinker
And I told him what I'd done
He said you'd best go on a diet
Yeah I hope you have some fun
And a don't go burst a bubble
On rich folks who get rude
'Cause you won't get in no trouble
When you eats that kinda food
Now they're smokin' up their junk bonds
And then they go get stiff
And they're dancin' at the yacht club
With Muff and Uncle Biff
But there's one good thing that happens
When you toss your pearls to swine
Their attitudes may taste like shit
But go real good with wine
Chorus
Believe in all the good things
That money just can't hide
Then you won't get no bellyache
From eatin' humble pie
I believe in rags to riches
Your inheiritance won't last
So take your Grey Poupon my friend
And shove it up your ass!
Chorus
Eat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good for
Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more
Eat the Rich: don't stop me now I'm goin' crazy
Eat the Rich: that's my idea of a good time baby
© 1992
From the album GET A GRIP
You're my angel, come and save me tonight
You're my angel, come and make it alright
You're my angel, come and save me tonight
Don't know what I'm gonna do about this feeling inside
Yes, it's true lonliness took me for a ride
Without your love I'm nothin' but a beggar
Without your love, a dog without a bone
What can I do?
I'm sleepin' in this bed alone
You're the reason I live
You're the reason I die
You're the reason I give when I break down and cry
Don't need no reason why
Baby, baby. baby
© 1987
From the album PERMANENT VACATION
There's somethin' wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our eyes
We're seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain't his
It sure ain't no surprise
Chorus
We're livin on the edge
There's somethin' wrong with the world today
The lightbulb's gettin' dim
There's meltdown in the sky
If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man than I
Chorus
We're livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself at all
Livin' on the edge
You can't stop yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge
Tell me what you think about you sit-u-a-tion
Complication - aggravation
Is getting to you
If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it wasn't would you still come crawlin'
Back again?
I bet you would my friend
Again and again and again and again and again
Tell me what you think about you sit-u-a-tion
Complication - aggravation
Is getting to you
If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it was would you still come crawlin'
Back again?,BR> I bet you would my friend
Again and again and again and again
Chorus
Livin' on the edge
Livin' on the edge
Livin' on the edge
Chorus
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
You can't help yourself at all
Livin' on the edge
You can't stop yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself
You can't help yourself
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself at all
You can't help yourself
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge
© 1992
From the album GET A GRIP