Ok this one requires a bit of explanation. For one week, I was kinda, uh, dared to use the name "Clair". Of course this got me into lots of dumb situations, but this one stood out. The guy named "C-Mann" sent me a private message out of nowhere. I guess he knew someone named Clair and thought I was her. So I went along with it just for fun. Keep in mind I have no idea who this guy is.

Session Start: Wed May 07 22:59:25 1997
C-mann> is that you???
Clair> Me?
C-mann> clair???
Clair> Uhmmm..yes.
Clair> But I have to go.
C-mann> oops
C-mann> i guess i have the wrong person
Clair> No you don't.
Clair> It's been a while.
C-mann> reallu?
C-mann> from zany????????
Clair> uh, yep.
Clair> Oh that old Zany...what memories.
C-mann> wowowowowowowowowowow
* C-mann is sooooooo happy to see you!!!!!
Clair> Yah I love you too.
Clair> But I have to get some sleep.
C-mann> ok....come back,k????
Clair> Will do. :)
Clair> See ya!
C-mann> i am always in dreams
Clair> k
C-mann> #dreams that is
C-mann> :*
Clair> cool :)
Clair> Bye bye
Session Close: Wed May 07 23:03:21 1997

(Note:  I found that kinda funny because I was kicked out of #dreams (a channel) 
a few days earlier because I was under 18.)

Session Start: Sat May 10 01:32:34 1997
C-mann> hiya!
Clair> Bo?
C-mann> its' me,chris
C-mann> isn't it you.clair from zany???
Clair> Ooooh yeah
C-mann> how the heck are you?/
Clair> Pretty damn good, you?
C-mann> ok...what happend...didya get scik of zany???
Clair> Yeah...I just needed something new.
C-mann> heehee
C-mann> well it's good to see you
Clair> Good to see you too :)
Clair> Hey how old are you again?
C-mann> 244
C-mann> oops i meant 24
Clair> hehe ok
Clair> How old am I again?
C-mann> 30 ish yrs yoooung?
Clair> Correct. :)
Clair> Just testing you.
C-mann> lol..did ya think i forgot about you??
Clair> Nahhh you'd never forget ME would you?
C-mann> nope...i had you on auto alert and was surprised when it went off 
  yesterday
Clair> cool :)
Clair> So you still in zany?
C-mann> no.....
C-mann> havven't been there in awhile
Clair> Does it still exist?
C-mann> dunno
C-mann> isn'tt it your channel??
Clair> Um yeah..I lost control though.
C-mann> what happend?
Clair> So many people started coming..
Clair> That's part of the reason why I left.
C-mann> and???
Clair> I like small groups, ya know?
Clair> It's nice 'n cozy that way.
C-mann> yes i know...that s whaat made me join chatnet
Clair> Yah me too
Clair> I also tried a bunch of different chat servers.
Clair> I think it changed me.
Clair> I must be quite different now.
C-mann> this is cool
* C-mann is being logged
C-mann> not too many ppl
Clair> Yep, just the right size I'd say.
C-mann> meet any interesting ppl?
Clair> Oh, lots.
C-mann> lol
Clair> Remember that guy in zany who was always talking about farm animals?  
  What was his name again?
C-mann> dunno....never paid much attn to him
Clair> Oh ok.
Clair> Well I met a guy just like him.
C-mann> maybe it's him
Clair> I was thinking it might be him, but I was afraid to ask if I'd forgotten 
  his name. :)
C-mann> lol
Clair> Ummmm I have something to tell you.
C-mann> yes??
Clair> I have no idea who you are or what zany is.
C-mann> now why did you do that to me?
Clair> I'm sorry...
Clair> It was just so tempting..
C-mann> that;s not nice
Clair> I know..I'm really sorry.
Clair> I hope you do see your Clair again.
Clair> Ummm are you ok?
C-mann> what do you want?
C-mann> i don't think it was funny
C-mann> that's two nights that you did this\
Clair> I'm sorry you feel that way.
C-mann> do you do this all the time?
C-mann> do you enjoy this?
Clair> No..this has never happened before.
C-mann> don't you feel bad at all?
Clair> Yes, I do now.
C-mann> good
C-mann> heehee
Clair> :(
C-mann> gotcha
C-mann> :)
C-mann> heeheeheehee
Clair> Hehe...you're not mad?
C-mann> nah....
C-mann> just wanted to see you grovel
Clair> phew, cool...I really did feel bad there..
Clair> hehehe
C-mann> good
C-mann> heehee
Clair> hehe :P
C-mann> 1,8 :P
Clair> Ouch, yellow
C-mann> so who the hell are you?
Clair> Ok you're gonna get mad when I tell you this...
C-mann> what now?
Clair> But my real name isn't even Clair.
C-mann> ok..what is it??
C-mann> if its Steve, i am outta here
Clair> Uhm, Mike.
Clair> :)
Clair> I can explain!
C-mann> whats there to explain?
Clair> You see, I kinda have this name on a dare, for one week.
C-mann> either you have a penis or ya dont have a penis
C-mann> and if you do,well then good night!
Clair> Ummm ok...nice meeting you.
Clair> (sorry)
C-mann> np
Clair> :)
Session Close: Sat May 10 02:00:43 1997

All spelling mistakes were actually made in the conversation.