Explanation: The guy here, "Matt^", is apparantly a very sleazy fellow, blatantly flirting with everything resembling a female. So I thought I'd show him that not everyone who claims to be female on the internet actually is. The other person, AgeOfElec, is someone I know who was also in the channel. Anything that has square brackets around it ( [ ] ) is my own commentary. When AgeOfElec's name is surrounded by dashes, the message only goes to me and not to Matt. Messages with "Ops on #sponge" before them are messages from me only to AgeOfElec. Enjoy.

Matt^> female?

-AgeOfElec- this guy is a TOTAL f*cking loser..        [The star wasn't actually there]
-AgeOfElec- hehe
AgeOfElec> no!

Phronk> Don't trick the guy...of  cousre I'm female. :)

Matt^> how old r ya?
Phronk> How old are YOU?
Matt^> i asked first
Matt^> o well 16
AgeOfElec> she's 19
Phronk> Oh, I'm 19
-AgeOfElec- HEHEHE!

Phronk> Where you from Matt?
Phronk> And this time I asked first. ;)
Matt^> ontario

Phronk> Ontario??? Yuck!

Matt^> uhh why?
Phronk> It smells there.

Matt^> where u from
Phronk> I'm from London.

[I'm from London Ontario by the way]

Matt^> anyways u cute?
Phronk> Quite.
Phronk> I just broke up with my boyfriend though so don't try 
  to pick me up ok?
Matt^> well that could be hard but i will try
Phronk> tee hee
* Phronk blushes
Matt^> k beutiful

[he talks about someone named Kim]

Matt^> i like kim too but were just friends

Phronk> You mean you treat all the ladies like this?

Matt^> no not all of them
Phronk> So are you hot Matt?
Phronk> Not that I want you or anything...my boyfriend was 
  very mean to me and I hate all men right now.
Matt^> 5'11 blond hair green eyes cute ,cuddly and lovable
Phronk> Awwww cuddly...that's cute.

Matt^> do u have a pic

Phronk> Why yes.  Yes I do.

Matt^> i love cuddling

Matt^> not that i get to do it

Matt^> can i have it

Phronk> Awww poor you.
Phronk> Just a sec I have to find it.

-AgeOfElec- what are you gonna send?!
-Ops on #sponge: Alicia Silverstone. :)
-AgeOfElec- lol!!!!

Phronk> Dang, uh, whre did I put that thang?

-> Ops on #sponge: I think he'd go for anyone...I could 
  probably send him a picture of myself and he's still want me.

Phronk> I'm gonna have to re-scan this...brb.
AgeOfElec> okie!

Phronk> Oh ok, there it is.

Phronk> Yup
-> Ops on #sponge: I picked one that doesn't really look like 
  her to be safe. :)

Phronk> This is me when I was 18.
Phronk> It's a really bad picture.

[I send the picture]

Phronk> Do you have a pic Matt?
-> Ops on #sponge: Hey...since I'm already at this Alicia 
  Silverstone picture archive I'm just gonna look at every 
  picture.

Matt^> ya right thats u

Phronk> Huh?
Matt^> thats realy u?
Phronk> Do you have a pic?
Phronk> Yah ...
Phronk> Who else would it be?
Matt^> o myy god
Phronk> It's a bad pic, sorry.
Matt^> nice try
Matt^> im in love
Phronk> heh

Phronk> Thanks I guess.

-AgeOfElec- lemme see this pic of "you"
-> Ops on #sponge: I'd be in love with me too. :)

[Matt tries making a dumb ascii picture of roses]

Phronk> Ummmm
Phronk> I like roses.

Matt^> just got that one
Phronk> You're cute Matt.

Matt^> thanx i guess