Adventure #4

Explanation: Under the alias "E-Male", I went into this help channel and acted dumb. K9 is a robot-type-thing that sits in chat channels and helps run the channel. It can't actually talk or anything.


Session Start: Tue Oct 07 17:57:31 1997

*** Now talking in #HELP

-K9- Welcome to ChatNet's official help channel
-K9- Here you will find IRCops and admins who are here to 
  help you :-)
-K9- All questions relating to K9 should be directed to 
  #doghouse
-K9- All ops on this channel should be active, so if you 
  don't get a response to your question, please /msg one of 
  them.
-K9- [Chatworld, K9 & Kibble] are bots, dont expect them to 
  answer back! :-)

PoLaR^FoX> Welcome to #Help....Is there a Chatnet 
   Related Question We Can Help You With Today? =)

E-Male> Help me

PoLaR^FoX> what ya need?

E-Male> How do I do chat?

PoLaR^FoX> It's what you're doing now
PoLaR^FoX> -=)

E-Male> I am chat?

PoLaR^FoX> Yep

E-Male> haha
E-Male> How do I do internet?

PoLaR^FoX> U are on the internet

E-Male> No no...INTERNET.  With buttons.

PoLaR^FoX> Open Your Web Browser

E-Male> Web browser?

PoLaR^FoX> Netscape

E-Male> Oh!
E-Male> Netscape is internet!

PoLaR^FoX> Yes

E-Male> Can I do chat on internet?

PoLaR^FoX> U are Chatting....
PoLaR^FoX> The internet is EvErYtHiNg You do while you are 
   online

E-Male> Oh.  That makes me sad. :(

PoLaR^FoX> ?

.........

E-Male> K9 is on internet?

PoLaR^FoX> K9 is another story
PoLaR^FoX> hehe

E-Male> hihi

PoLaR^FoX> Once you learn more about the internet, I'll 
   teach you that

E-Male> Thank.
E-Male> K9 invite me to chat.

PoLaR^FoX> K9 Does not talk

E-Male> No!  He did!

PoLaR^FoX> He is a robot
PoLaR^FoX> He only talks When Someone Makes him talk through 
   a command

E-Male> K9 telled me that I have large bum.
E-Male> I tell K9 to go away.

PoLaR^FoX> Only Certain People K9 Make him Talk

E-Male> I knew it.
E-Male> I will kill him for this.
E-Male> How do I find street address on internet?

PoLaR^FoX> It is Not a He or A She..and please don't talk 
   like that in here
PoLaR^FoX> U can not find a street address unless you search 
   by email address

E-Male> Email?

PoLaR^FoX> yes

E-Male> How do I do email?

PoLaR^FoX> Use your email program

E-Male> On internet?

PoLaR^FoX> Yes

E-Male> Oh!
E-Male> Netscape!

PoLaR^FoX> No

PoLaR^FoX> Email Program

E-Male> Ok
E-Male> I found email program.
E-Male> Now how do I look up street address for K9?

PoLaR^FoX> YoU Can't Look up a street address for K9
PoLaR^FoX> He is a robot
PoLaR^FoX> HE DOESN'T LIVE 

E-Male> Noooo K9 is dead!?
E-Male> I love K9 even though he say I have large bum!

PoLaR^FoX> geeeeez

E-Male> What am I to do?

PoLaR^FoX> K9 is a robot, he has never lived OR died...

E-Male> Ok.  I understand.
E-Male> What is phone number of K9?

PoLaR^FoX> He doesn't Have a Phone Number

E-Male> How do I call him?

PoLaR^FoX> U CAN'T

E-Male> Does he live in forest with no phone?

PoLaR^FoX> HE Does Not Live At All...HE is A Robot!!!!!!!!!!!
   !!
E-Male> Oh!
E-Male> My mom said robots are bad.
E-Male> She says they come from space to steal the world's 
  monkeys.

PoLaR^FoX> That's nice

*** PoLaR^FoX is now known as UnDeR_PuP

E-Male> Thank you for help.

UnDeR_PuP> Sure

E-Male> How leave?

UnDeR_PuP> Type /part

E-Male> /part

UnDeR_PuP> ummmmm

E-Male> Ahhh!! K9 is here and he wants my pet monkey!

UnDeR_PuP> Type /part To Leave

E-Male> /part to leave
E-Male> It broken.

UnDeR_PuP> What Are U typing Before that?

E-Male> /say

UnDeR_PuP> thought so
UnDeR_PuP> : )
UnDeR_PuP> who are u?
UnDeR_PuP> U know more about mIRC than i think 

E-Male> Just some annoying guy. :)

UnDeR_PuP> hehe
UnDeR_PuP> Do you ReAlLy Need anything?

E-Male> Umm.
E-Male> I guess not.

UnDeR_PuP> hehe

E-Male> hehe
E-Male> I'm sorry.

UnDeR_PuP> ok
UnDeR_PuP> FoRgIvEn
UnDeR_PuP> heheh

(He then politely told me to leave the channel with a private message.
  He was a nice fellow...if you need help then go to #help, they're friendly.)

E-Male> hehe
E-Male> Later!

Session Close: Tue Oct 07 18:27:30 1997

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