Explanation: Under the alias "E-Male", I went into this help channel and acted dumb. K9 is a robot-type-thing that sits in chat channels and helps run the channel. It can't actually talk or anything.
Session Start: Tue Oct 07 17:57:31 1997 *** Now talking in #HELP -K9- Welcome to ChatNet's official help channel -K9- Here you will find IRCops and admins who are here to help you :-) -K9- All questions relating to K9 should be directed to #doghouse -K9- All ops on this channel should be active, so if you don't get a response to your question, please /msg one of them. -K9- [Chatworld, K9 & Kibble] are bots, dont expect them to answer back! :-) PoLaR^FoX> Welcome to #Help....Is there a Chatnet Related Question We Can Help You With Today? =) E-Male> Help me PoLaR^FoX> what ya need? E-Male> How do I do chat? PoLaR^FoX> It's what you're doing now PoLaR^FoX> -=) E-Male> I am chat? PoLaR^FoX> Yep E-Male> haha E-Male> How do I do internet? PoLaR^FoX> U are on the internet E-Male> No no...INTERNET. With buttons. PoLaR^FoX> Open Your Web Browser E-Male> Web browser? PoLaR^FoX> Netscape E-Male> Oh! E-Male> Netscape is internet! PoLaR^FoX> Yes E-Male> Can I do chat on internet? PoLaR^FoX> U are Chatting.... PoLaR^FoX> The internet is EvErYtHiNg You do while you are online E-Male> Oh. That makes me sad. :( PoLaR^FoX> ? ......... E-Male> K9 is on internet? PoLaR^FoX> K9 is another story PoLaR^FoX> hehe E-Male> hihi PoLaR^FoX> Once you learn more about the internet, I'll teach you that E-Male> Thank. E-Male> K9 invite me to chat. PoLaR^FoX> K9 Does not talk E-Male> No! He did! PoLaR^FoX> He is a robot PoLaR^FoX> He only talks When Someone Makes him talk through a command E-Male> K9 telled me that I have large bum. E-Male> I tell K9 to go away. PoLaR^FoX> Only Certain People K9 Make him Talk E-Male> I knew it. E-Male> I will kill him for this. E-Male> How do I find street address on internet? PoLaR^FoX> It is Not a He or A She..and please don't talk like that in here PoLaR^FoX> U can not find a street address unless you search by email address E-Male> Email? PoLaR^FoX> yes E-Male> How do I do email? PoLaR^FoX> Use your email program E-Male> On internet? PoLaR^FoX> Yes E-Male> Oh! E-Male> Netscape! PoLaR^FoX> No PoLaR^FoX> Email Program E-Male> Ok E-Male> I found email program. E-Male> Now how do I look up street address for K9? PoLaR^FoX> YoU Can't Look up a street address for K9 PoLaR^FoX> He is a robot PoLaR^FoX> HE DOESN'T LIVE E-Male> Noooo K9 is dead!? E-Male> I love K9 even though he say I have large bum! PoLaR^FoX> geeeeez E-Male> What am I to do? PoLaR^FoX> K9 is a robot, he has never lived OR died... E-Male> Ok. I understand. E-Male> What is phone number of K9? PoLaR^FoX> He doesn't Have a Phone Number E-Male> How do I call him? PoLaR^FoX> U CAN'T E-Male> Does he live in forest with no phone? PoLaR^FoX> HE Does Not Live At All...HE is A Robot!!!!!!!!!!! !! E-Male> Oh! E-Male> My mom said robots are bad. E-Male> She says they come from space to steal the world's monkeys. PoLaR^FoX> That's nice *** PoLaR^FoX is now known as UnDeR_PuP E-Male> Thank you for help. UnDeR_PuP> Sure E-Male> How leave? UnDeR_PuP> Type /part E-Male> /part UnDeR_PuP> ummmmm E-Male> Ahhh!! K9 is here and he wants my pet monkey! UnDeR_PuP> Type /part To Leave E-Male> /part to leave E-Male> It broken. UnDeR_PuP> What Are U typing Before that? E-Male> /say UnDeR_PuP> thought so UnDeR_PuP> : ) UnDeR_PuP> who are u? UnDeR_PuP> U know more about mIRC than i think E-Male> Just some annoying guy. :) UnDeR_PuP> hehe UnDeR_PuP> Do you ReAlLy Need anything? E-Male> Umm. E-Male> I guess not. UnDeR_PuP> hehe E-Male> hehe E-Male> I'm sorry. UnDeR_PuP> ok UnDeR_PuP> FoRgIvEn UnDeR_PuP> heheh (He then politely told me to leave the channel with a private message. He was a nice fellow...if you need help then go to #help, they're friendly.) E-Male> hehe E-Male> Later! Session Close: Tue Oct 07 18:27:30 1997