Adventure #5

I found this fragment of a log file somewhere on my computer.  This is only part of the whole conversation, the beginning was lost.  In this, I'm Gasweedo and Devilgirl is an extremely weird person who sent me a private message out of nowhere.  Take it as you will:

<|devilgirl|> that cows won't surface

<Gasweedo> You're not weird.

<|devilgirl|> Bring an infant for the lighter eaters

<Gasweedo> Can I bring pigs?

<|devilgirl|> Bring a elder for the guilty

<Gasweedo> Old pigs?

<|devilgirl|> eat the women …men

<Gasweedo> I can't tell which pigs are men and which are women.
<Gasweedo> But my brother can.

<|devilgirl|> Don't talk about anything at all

<Gasweedo> That's ok, pigs can't talk.

<|devilgirl|> just bring your fork and have a ball

<Gasweedo> Pigs have two balls!
<Gasweedo> Enought for everybody!

<|devilgirl|> we'll drink their blood

<Gasweedo> But then you'd have to kill them...and pigs can be pretty vicious.

<|devilgirl|> and eat their flesh

<Gasweedo> Who's "we", anyway?

<|devilgirl|> but eat it fast

<Gasweedo> Pigs eat corn

<|devilgirl|> for it is fresh
<|devilgirl|> i'm starving...

<Gasweedo> I bet you are, you look like you ain't even ate a pig in 30 years!!!
 


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