Adventure #8

This a continuation of Adventure #2 and #6, please go read those first.

<Matt^> BIG BED , UNDERWEAR what next
<Matt^> lol

<Phronk> heheh
<Phronk> I actually do have a pair of red undies.

<AgeOfElec> oh geez...not the red undie story again!

<Phronk> My boyfriend made fun of them all the time.

<Matt^> lol
<Matt^> and i thought i was the flirt

<Phronk> hehe
<Phronk> I won't tell the rest of the story.

<AgeOfElec> just because he had a thing fer blue...fer YOUR
blue underwear...that was weird...i'm sorry...

<Matt^> stop talking about the asshole that treated u like shit
<Matt^> how could he

<Phronk> Yeah he was an asshole..

<Matt^> uhh i would kill him

<Phronk> You're so macho. :)

<Matt^> well not realy
<Matt^> not small or anything
<Matt^> tall but not the strongest

<Phronk> I like guys that are taller than me. My boyfriend
was only 5'2" though.
<Phronk> But he's gone now.

<Matt^> i could kill him then

<AgeOfElec> what was his name again?

<Phronk> His name was Boris.
<Phronk> Well that was his nick name.

<Matt^> uhh
<Matt^> uhhhhh
<Matt^> im going

<Phronk> Where?
<AgeOfElec> why?

<Matt^> u guys keep talking about him
<Matt^> u must still like him

<Phronk> No! I hate him.
<Phronk> Sorry..I'll stop.
<AgeOfElec> sorry...he was just so nasty...

<Matt^> why did u like him in the first place
<Matt^> u could have anyone

<AgeOfElec> he was a hottie!

<Phronk> He was really strong 'n stuff...and good looking, I
must admit, but he was so wild.

<Matt^> why do girls always go for the good looking guys


<Phronk> I don't any more.
<Phronk> I think good looks corrupt people.

<Matt^> ur good looking

<Phronk> Well
<Phronk> Nobody thinks i'm pretty around here.

<Matt^> uhhh
<Matt^> how couldnt they
<Matt^> i feel like killing them all

<Phronk> I don't see many guys ... only my boyfriend, but he
calls me an ugly bitch now.
<Phronk> I live in the country.

<AgeOfElec> do you really?
* AgeOfElec didn't know that

<Matt^> huh
<Matt^> u loost me
<Matt^> lost

<AgeOfElec> howso?

<Phronk> My house is far away from the city...in the
"country", as people like to call it these days.

<Matt^> o ok
<Matt^> so what do u want to know about me

<Phronk> How tall are you?

<Matt^> 5'11
<Matt^> and u
<Matt^> 5'11 and a half actualy

<Phronk> 5'5" about

<Matt^> kewl
<Matt^> sounds good

<Phronk> I'm pretty short.

<Matt^> not in my opinion

<Phronk> You have weird opinions.

<Matt^> well i guees im just differnt

<Phronk> Different is good.
<Phronk> Like they say at Arby's.

<Matt^> lol
<Matt^> btw what kinda food do u like

<Phronk> Hehe!
<Phronk> I like spicy food..like tacos and sausages.

<Matt^> k
<Matt^> i was just wondering
<Matt^> so do I

<Phronk> Wow
<Phronk> We're so incredibly similar.

<AgeOfElec> its amazing

<Phronk> So...what's your address?

<Matt^> lol

<Phronk> :)
<Phronk> I'm not moving too fast am I?

<Matt^> well a bit for me

<Phronk> Sorry.
<Phronk> Just give me a street then...I'll find you.

<Matt^> lol
<Matt^> i think ur a bit weirod but beautiful

<Phronk> Seriously...be outside in about two hours. Stand in
front of someone else's house if you want but don't worry
I'm not a stalker.

<Matt^> ur realy scaring me

<Phronk> Sorry :)
<Phronk> I just really want some new friends...I never meet
people here in the country.

<Matt^> that cant be ur pic

<Phronk> Sheesh it's not that good.

<Matt^> its alicia

<Phronk> Who?

<Matt^> im not stupid i know her lips

<Phronk> Alicia Silverstone?

<Matt^> ya

<Phronk> She's in Batman right?

<Matt^> wrong magazine to scan from
<Matt^> yes she is

<AgeOfElec> melissa..i think you'd better give him yer other
pic
<Phronk> Ok brb

<Matt^> LOL
<Matt^> who will this be from
<Matt^> of i mean

<Phronk> You don't believe that's me?

<Matt^> no i dont its alicia
<Matt^> im not stupid
Hahahahaha (sorry, just found that line funny)

<Phronk> Why don't you believe me?

<Matt^> i do
<Matt^> sorry

<Phronk> It's ok

<Matt^> just give me one of u in normal clothes

<Phronk> I'm looking..there aren't many pictures in this room.

(Time passes)

<Matt^> got it yet?

<Phronk> I found one of me when I was about 13..
<Phronk> And one of me playing hockey.

<Matt^> any just of u
<Matt^> naked
<Matt^> lol
<Matt^> j/k

<Phronk> No!
<Phronk> haha
<Phronk> I wouldn't keep those in here. ;)

<Matt^> where then?!?!?!?!?

<Phronk> I threw most of them out.

<Matt^> most of them
<Matt^> i wouldnt mind seeing the left overs

<Phronk> I"m not showing you!
<Phronk> You pervert! hehe!

<Matt^> :(
<Matt^> lead me on then drop me on my head

<Phronk> Pamela's in them too.

<Matt^> i dont know who she is
<Matt^> but im sure i wouldnt mind

<Phronk> She's not pretty...her breasts are way too big.

<Matt^> i dont actually like big brested women

<Phronk> Neither do I.

<AgeOfElec> well dammit i do!
<AgeOfElec> lol
<AgeOfElec> nm...

<Phronk> hehehe

<Matt^> lol
<Matt^> give me another freeking pic

<AgeOfElec> hey matt
<AgeOfElec> ...
* AgeOfElec sighs
* AgeOfElec looks at mike

<Matt^> mike?

<AgeOfElec> heh

<Matt^> huh
<Matt^> oto

<AgeOfElec> yeah my brother sitting next to me :P

<Phronk> oh
<Phronk> You're brother's cute.

<Matt^> oto
(Note: I don't know what "oto" is supposed to mean)
<Matt^> have i been flirting with a guy

<Phronk> what???
<Phronk> LOL you've thought I was a guy this whole time?
<Phronk> I didn't hitnk I was THAT ugly.

<Matt^> u r
<Matt^> lol
<Matt^> j/k

<Phronk> :(

<Matt^> no if ur realy that person ur hot

* Phronk pouts

<AgeOfElec> lol
<AgeOfElec> oh SHADDUP YOU!

* Matt^ wants melissa

<Phronk> You're pretty open about that.
<Phronk> What if I AM a guy? You wouldn't know because all
you see is my typing.

<Matt^> so whats ur point

<AgeOfElec> give it up HAHAAH!

<Phronk> I could be some 12 year old kid pretending to be a
girl and flirting with guys...but that would be gross.

<Matt^> ok
<AgeOfElec> hmmm..
* AgeOfElec thinks we really need to talk
* AgeOfElec looks at mike again

* Phronk doesn't like being looked at.

<Matt^> bye

* AgeOfElec says to mike..i think you need to let yer other
personality back in...

<AgeOfElec> bye!
<AgeOfElec> lol

<Phronk> See ya dude man.

*** Matt^ (Matt@ppp2735.on.sympatico.ca) has left #SPONGE


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