Adventure #9

I don't know where I found this guy or why I was talking to him, but it turned out to be pretty fun.
Warning: Naughty language

Session Start: Sat Jul 11 17:38:11 1998

<ge> hi

<Phronk> Hey!

<ge> r y m or f ??

<Phronk> F!?!

<ge> i m

<Phronk> u r what?

<ge> iam m..

<Phronk> Ohh, I like Ms. ;)
<Phronk> How do you know you're M?

<ge> yes

<Phronk> Yes? What does that mean? You're weird.
<Phronk> Wanna have cyber sex?

<ge> i male because i make love before

<Phronk> Oh, that be cool.
<Phronk> I like make love.

<ge> what is your name??

<Phronk> Teresa.
<Phronk> What is yours?!!!?!!!!!!!????!?!

<ge> hany
<ge> where r y from??

<Phronk> That's a sexy name.
<Phronk> I M frum the Easter islands.

<ge> where??

<Phronk> Easter islands. They're in the ocean.

<ge> do y have sex before??

<Phronk> Haha, I no virgin if that what you mean! HEH! HEH!

<ge> what??!!

<Phronk> Pardon?

<ge> i can't anderstand y!!

<Phronk> Where r y from?

<ge> egypt

<Phronk> Cool. Do you live in a pyramid?

<ge> no in alexandria

<Phronk> Oh. Ok. Do you have lots of sex there?

<ge> yes y?

<Phronk> Ok is that supposed to be "y" or "u", because I really can't tell
with you.

<ge> u?

<Phronk> Oh. Yes I have lots of sex, but not with real people. I'm too
ugly. :(
<Phronk> Cyber sex is FUN though!

<ge> how can i go ?

<Phronk> However you wanna go baby. ;)
<Phronk> (?)

<ge> to cyber sex

<Phronk> Oh, you're already going there, if you keep acting so sexy.

<ge> i want sex with y

<Phronk> I want sex with y 2. Yay. Ok now keep acting really stupid, I
think it's cute, and soon I'll be turned on enough to start.

<ge> how old r y?

<Phronk> How old are Y?

<ge> i asked first ,,but i 22

<Phronk> Oh good, then I'll pretend I'm 22 too.

<ge> first take off your clothes

<Phronk> Ok sure, they're off.

<ge> what do y see?

<Phronk> Pasty white skin.

<ge> y want to start by ass or back?

<Phronk> Um. Both.

<ge> r y on bed?

<Phronk> No!!!!

<ge> i want to fuck y on your bed..

<Phronk> YES!!!!!!!!

<ge> y want to be fuck hard?

<Phronk> NO!!!!

<ge> how?

<Phronk> With a coconut tree and two bottles of shampoo.

<ge> so push your finger in your ass

<Phronk> What's that have to do with coconuts?

<ge> what u mean by coconuts?

<Phronk> I mean large round contraptions with milk inside.

<ge> iam not understand u,but i want to fuck u hard
[Hahah, that's one of the funnies things I've ever seen someone type :) ]

<Phronk> I am not understand you either, but I bet you have nice toenails.

<ge> now open your ass

<Phronk> Ok...but I'll warn you now, it's against my religion to wipe.

<ge> so what?

<Phronk> Well if you don't mind then I don't.

<ge> ok begin

<Phronk> Ok. Whee. I'm having cybersex. This is fun.

<ge> what about your religion?

<Phronk> I dunno, what about your religion?

<ge> what is dunno??

<Phronk> A type of monkey found in Alaska. But please, we're getting off
topic. What's your favourite scary movie?

<ge> what is scary mean??

<Phronk> Scary like "OH NO! I CAUGHT MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! I'M SCARED!"
<Phronk> You dig?

<ge> kos omec

<Phronk> Indeed.

I guess he left or something after that, because that's where the log ends.

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