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Gladiator: You've probably already heard from everybody else that this is a good movie. They're right.
U571: A pretty cool action movie. But the music is terrible...it totally doesn't fit the mood of the movie. But other than that, it's good.
Gossip: This movie was completely overlooked. It does suck, but not as bad as I thought it would. And completely opposite to U571, it had a really good soundtrack.
Center Stage: Not bad. Follows the same formula of any other dance movie out there, but the formula works. Oh, and the main girl in the movie may look like a cross between Jenny Garth and Jenny McCarthy, but in fact her name is not Jenny...it's Amanda.
Crappy Music
Aqua: Aqua kicks ass. You may not admit it, but you like them. Go buy their new album, Aquarius, because it rocks.
Hanson: Hanson kicks ass. You may not admit it, but you like them. I don't have their new album yet, but their new song rules, so I'll buy it soon and give you a full, detailed review like I always do.
'N Sync: 'N Sync kicks a bit of ass. You may not admit it, but you sorta like them. Their new album is worth downloading off the internet, but not buying. (not that I'd ever do something so immoral and illegal)
Britney Spears: Britney Spears needs her ass kicked, because she's annoying. You may not admit, but you think she's hot anyway. As a friend of mine once said, "I want to f*ck her until she dies." Her new song is pretty cool though, so go out and buy her album.
Movies With Numbers in the Title:
The Sixth Sense: Another movie with a cool ending, and the rest is pretty good too.
The Thirteenth Warrior: Big men kill things with swords. Cool.
Movies
Wild Wild West: Sucks.
Tarzan: Cool.
The Haunting: Sucks (but not as much as Wild Wild West)
Eyes Wide Shut: One of the best movies I have ever seen. Kubrick is God.
Mystery Men: Almost sucks, but doesn't.
Arlington Road: Average movie, cool ending.
The Sixth Sense: I haven't seen it yet.
Star Wars Episode One The Phantom Menace: Fun.
The Blair Witch Project: Almost as cool as Eyes Wide Shut.
Britney Spears
Whoa, when did Toni Braxton turn white???
Toaster Strudels
I believe Pilsbury makes these by kidnapping angels and chopping them into little pieces, because this is truly the food of the heavens. The normal kind is excellent, but the ones with cream cheese in them are even better...perhaps they are even pieces of God himself. Try spreading cream cheese on top of them instead of the sugary crap they give you for a double dose of creamcheesey goodness.
A Clockwork Orange (the movie)
One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. Did you know that Alex is played by Malcolm McDowell? He's the guy from the Wing Commander Games, Star Trek: Generations, and that huge blockbuster Tank Girl...only in those movies he's old and crusty, so at first I didn't recognize him. Anyway, ACO is an awesome movie, so if you haven't seen it then you should.
Underlined Words on Web Pages
I hate them because they look like links that you can click on, but they're not. Blue ones are especially annoying.
Enemy of the State
A pretty good movie. Will Smith does a good job and isn't trying to be funny all the time. Jon Voight almost lives up to his role in Anaconda. The plot is intricate and interesting, as well as kind of scary if you take it seriously. I recommend seeing it on a Tuesday or at a cheap theatre...but it's not full 8 buck material.
http://www.terraserver.microsoft.com
Speaking of Enemy of the State and scary government stuff, check out this site. If you live in a big city, you can probably find your own house's roof here. Just think, if they're giving away access to technology like this for free, what can their newer technology do? They're probably watching you right now, watching the stupid facial expressions that you're making as you read this. Yeah, you really were making them. Don't worry though, you stopped as soon as I pointed it out. Not that I can see you...
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