George Carlin's 2,443 Filthy Words and Phrases
By George Carlin
]MALE
GENITALS[ ]WELL-ENDOWED(MALE)[
]SEMEN[
]SEMEN-RELATED[
]EJACULATE[
]TESTICLES[
]SCROTUM[
]CRAB
LICE[ ]SYPHILIS[
]GONORRHEA[
]FEMALE
GENITALS[ ]FEMALE
GENITAL RELATED[ ]BREASTS[
]MENSTRUATION[
]SANITARY
NAPKIN[ ]PREGNANT[
]FORNICATION[
]SEXUAL
AROUSAL(BOTH SEXES)[ ]SEXUALLY
FIXATED[ ]TESTALGIA[
]CONDOM[
]ERECTION[
]ILLEGITAMATE
CHILD[ ]LECHER[
]EASY
WOMAN[ ]PROSTITUTE[
]PIMP[
]BROTHEL[
]MASTURBATE(MALE)[
]MASTURBATE(FEMALE)[
]HOMOSEXUALS(MALE)[
]HOMOSEXUALS(FEMALES)[
]SODOMITE[
]ANAL
INTERCOURSE[ ]ANALINGUS[
]FELLATIO[
]CUNNILINGUS[
]MUTUAL
ORAL SEX[ ]GROUP
SEX[ ]THE
POSTERIOR-ALL PARTS[ ]EXCREMENT[
]DEFECATE[
]DEFECATION
RELATED[ ]FLATULENCE[
]URINE[
]URINATE[
]SMEGMA[
]TOILET[
The Original Seven Words: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker,
mother-fucker, and tits.
- From the LP: Class
Clown,1972
"The list has grown considerably!"
MALE GENITALS
Aaron's Rod
Arm
Baby-Maker
Blue Vein
Meatroll
Bald-Headed Butler
Bald-Headed Mouse
Belly Buster
Bathtub
eel
Bearded Blood
Sausage
Bird
Bone
Baloney
Banana
Bat
Bayonet
Bean
Tosser
Beef
Belly Ruffian
Blade
Broomstick
Bum Tickler
Bush
Beater
Button-Hole Worker
Cock
Candle
Carrot
Club
Crack
Haunter
Cranny Hunter
Cracksman
Creamstick
Culty Gun
Carnal
Stump
Chicken
Child-Getter
Chink-Stopper
Corey
Crook
Dick
Dork
Dong
Doniker
Dingus
Dipstick
Dagger
Dart
of Love
Dearest
Member
Dicky
Ding-Dong
Dinger
Dingle-Dangle
Dummy
Dodaddy
Dolly
Dooflicker
Down-Leg
Dragon
Eel
End
Family-Organ
Fiddle
Bow
Fish
Fishing
Rod
Flapper
Fool-Sticker
Forefinger
Fucker
Foreman
Gun
Gut
Wrench
Giggle Stick
Gadget
Gardener
Giggling Pin
Gooser
Gravy
Maker
Frinding Tool
Gristle
Gut Stick
Hair
Splitter
Hambone
Hammer
Hanging Johnny
Hoe Handle
Holy
Porker
Horn
Hose
Hot Rod
Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle
Hairy Hot
Dog
Jack in the Box
Jemson
Jerking Iron
Jigger
Jing
Jang
Jockam
Johnnie
Johnny One-Eye the Bald-Headed
Champ
Johnson
Joint
Joy Knob
Joy Prong
Joy Stick
Key
Kidney
Cracker
Kidney Wiper
Kielbasa
King Member
Knob
Knocker
Ladies'
Delight
Ladies' Lollipop
Ladies' Treasure
Lamp of Life
Lance
Life
Preserver
Little Brother
Little Willie
Liver Turner
Live
Sausage
Lizard
Lob
Lobcock
Lobster
Lollypop
Long John
Love
Dart
Love Gun
Love Muscle
Lucy
Lung Disturber
Mad Mick
Magic
Wand
Man-Root
Marrow Bone
Master John Thursday
Master of
Ceremonies
Meat
Meat Hook
Meat
Whistle
Member
Merrymaker
Middle Leg
Milkman
Mister
Goodwrench
Mister Tom
Mouse
Muscle
Mutton Dagger
My Body's
Captain
Natural Scythe
Needle
Nimrod
Nippy
Noodle
Noony
Old
Blind Bob
One-Eyed Milkman
One-Eyed Trouser Trout
One-Eyed Night
Crawler in the Turtle-Neck Sweater
One-Eyed Wonder Worm
Pant
Muscle
Pecker
Pee-Pee
Pen
Pencil
Pendulum
Perch
Peter
Piccolo
Picklock
Pikestaff
Pile
Driver
Pin
Pink Pencil
Pipe
Pisser
Pistol
Plugtail
Pocket
Piccolo
Pocket Rocket
Pointer
Poker
Pole
Pork
Pork
Sword
Post
Prick
Pride & Joy
Prong
Pud
Pudding
Pump
Handle
Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
Pup
Putz
Quickening
Peg
Quimstake
Ram
Ramrod
Raw Meat
Reamer
Red Cap
Rod
Rod of Love
Rolling Pin
Root
Rudder
Rupert
Russel the Wonder
Muscle
St. Peter
Salami
Sausage
Sceptre
Schlong
Sexing
Piece
Shaft
Shmock
Short Arm
Sove Devil
Shvontz
Silent
Flute
Skin
Flute
Snake
Spigot
Spike-Faggot
Spindle
Split-Rump
Spout
Staff
Steaming
Hot Kanga
Stem
Stick
Sting
Stump
Sugar Stick
Sword
Tail
Pin
Tally-Whacker
Tassel
Tent Pig
Thing
Third
Leg
Thistle
Throbber
Throbbing Python of
Love
Tickle-Gizzard
Tickler
Tong
Tool
Torch or
Cupid
Toy
Trap-Stick
Trouser Anaconda
Tube Steak
Uncle
Dick
Vomiting Cobra
Wand
Wang
Wazoo
Weapon
Wedge
Weenie
Whacker
Whip
Whistle
Whore-Pipe
Wick
Willie
Wingle
Wire
Worm
Yang
Yard
Yosh
Zubrick
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WELL-ENDOWED (MALE)
Basket for
Days
Donkey-Rigged
Double-Shung
Hung Like a Bull
Miracle
Meat
Timbered
Tons of Basket
Tons of Meat
Well-Favored by
Nature
Well Hung
Yard
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SEMEN
Baby Food
Baby Juice
Bull
Gravy
Buttermilk
Chism
Come
Cream
Crud
Cum
Duck
Butter
Fetch
Glue
Gravy
Hockey
Honey
Hot
Milk
Jam
Jazz
Jelly
Jism
Jizz
Juice
Letch
Water
Load
Love Liquor
Man Oil
Marrow
Mettle
Mild
Oil of
Man
Ointment
Oyster
Prick
Juice
Pudding
Scum
Seed
Slime
Soap
Spendings
Sperm
Spew
Spratz
Spume
Spunk
Starch
Stuff
Tail
Juice
Tail Water
Tallow
Wad
White Blow
White Honey
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SEMEN-RELATED
Pearl Necklace
Pecker Tracks
Wet Dream
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EJACULATE
Big Bang
Bust Your Nuts
Come
Come
Off
Cream
Cum
Die in a Woman's Lap
Drop Your Load
Fire a
Shot
Get Off
Get the Dirty off Your Chest
Get Wet
Get Your
Cookies
Get Your Jollies
Get Your Rocks Off
Go Off
Number
Three
Pop a Nut
Shoot
Shoot Off
Shoot Your
Wad
Spend
Squirt
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TESTICLES
Ballocks
Balls
Bangers
Beecham's
Pills
Bird's
Eggs
Boo-Boos
Charlies
Cherries
Chestnuts
Clangers
Cojones
Cubes
Danglers
Eggs
Family
Jewels
Glands
Goolies
Jewels
Kanakas
Love
Apples
Marbles
Marshmallows
Nards
Nuts
Onions
Plums
Pounders
Rocks
Seeds
Slashers
Spunk
Holders
Squirrel Food
Stones
Swingers
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SCROTUM
Ball Bag
Hairy Bag
Poke
Sack
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CRAB LICE
Active Citizens
Crabs
Crotch
Crickets
Gentlemen's Companions
Neighbors To the South
Pants
Rabbits
Seam Squirrels
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SYPHILIS
Coachman on the Box
French Gout
Irish
Mutton
Ladies' Fever
Lifelong Friend
Neapolitan Bone Ache
Old
Joe
Siff
Spanish Needle
The Old Dog
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GONORRHEA
Burner
Clap
Dose
Gleet
Glim
Haircut
Lues
Lulu
Morning
Drop
Piss Pins and Needles
Piss Pure Cream
Stank
Cock
Strain
Tear
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FEMALE GENITALS
Ace of Spades
Adam's Cave
Altar of
Love
Bearded Clam
Beaver
Belly Entrance
Black Bess
Bluebeard's
Closet
Box
Brown Madam
Bull's Eye
Bunny
Bush
Button
Hole
Cabbage Patch
Canal
Candle Holder
Cat's Meat
Cave of
Harmony
Cavern
Cellar
Door
Chocha
Cleft
Clutch
Cockpit
Cookie
Coot
Cootch
Cooze
Coupler
Crack
Cranny
Crease
Crevice
Crotch
Crumpet
Cunny
Cunt
Dimple
Divine
Scar
Donut
Drain
Eel-Skinner
Fish Tank
Flytrap
Fort
Bushy
Front
Window
Fur
Furbox
Furburger
Furrow
Gap
Gaper
Gash
Gate
of
Heaven
Ginch
Ginny
Girl-Street
Goat-Milker
Gully-Hole
Hair
Haircourt
Hair
Pie
Happy Valley
Harbor of Hope
Hatch
Hog
Eye
Hole
Honey-Hive
Honey-Pot
Horse Collar
Hot Box
Hot
Spot
House Under the Hill
Irish Fortune
Itching Jenny
Jack
Nasty-Face
Jaxy
Jelly-Roll
Juice Box
Keyhole
Lady Jane
Lamp of
Love
Lapland
Lather-Maker
Little Mary
Locker
Long-Eye
Love
Tunnel
Lower Lips
Magpie's Nest
Main Vein
Manhole
Mark of the
Beast
Meat
Meat Grinder
Mom's Homemade Slit Pie
Mound
Mount
Pleasant
Mouse
Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite
Muff
Naf
Nature's Tufted
Treasure
Nest
Niche
Nook
Nooky
Notch
Oat-Bin
Old
Mossyface
Organ Grinder
Oven
Oyster
Catcher
Patch
Pelt
Penwiper
Pie
Piece
Pin Cushion
Pipe
Cleaner
Piss Flaps
Pit
Playpen
Pocket
Poke
Hole
Poontang
Poor Man's Blessing
Prick
Purse
Pussy
Quiff
Quim
Quiver
Rose
Screw-Hole
Slash
Slit
Slot
Snapper
Snappin'
Pussy
Snatch
Snatch-Box
Stank
Steam
Room
Stuff
Socket
Sportsman's Gap
Sugar Basin
Tail
Temple of
Low Men
Tool-Chest
Toy Shop
Treasure
Chest
Trench
Triangle
Trim
Tube
Tuna Taco
Tunnel
Tunnel of
Love
Twat
Tweeze
Twitcher
Vag
Valley
Venus Highway
Vertical
Smile
Wet Cave of Lust
Wooly-Booger
Works
Yawne
Yum-Yum
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FEMALE GENITAL
RELATED
Boy-In-The-Bush
Bush
Button
Cherry
Clamp
Clit
Clitty
Cleopatra
Lady's
Low Toupee
Lather
Letch-Water
Love
Juice
Man-in-the-Canoe
Merkin
Mugget
Pussy Fart
Vaginal Blood
Fart
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BREASTS
Apples
Balcony
Balloons
Bangers
Bazongas
Bazooms
Bean
Bags
Big Brown
Eyes
Bon-Bons
Boobies
Boobs
Bottles
Boulders
Bullets
Bumpers
Busters
Butterbags
Cantaloupes
Gazongas
Glands
Globes
Grapefruits
Guavas
Handful
Hand-Warmers
Headers
Headlights
Hills
Honkers
Hooters
Howitzers
Jaboos
Jibs
Jugs
Jumbos
Kazongas
Knobs
Knockers
Lactoids
Loaves
Loblollies
Love
Bubbles
Love
Muffins
Lulus
Lungs
Mammets
Mams
Mangoes
Meatballs
Meat
Loaves
Melons
Milk Cans
Milk Shop
Mounds
Mount of
Lilies
Mountains
Muffins
Mulligans
Murphies
Nancies
Nature's
Fonts
Niblets
Ninnies
Nippers
Nodules
Noogies
Nubbies
Nuts
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans
Pair
Palookas
Papayas
Paps
Peaches
Peaks
Pears
Pects
Peepers
Pillows
Pips
Pokers
Pontoons
Potatoes
Pumpkins
Pumps
Rib
Cushions
Roundies
Sandbags
Scones
Scoops
Set
Shakers
Shimmies
Skin
Sacks
Snuggle Pups
Spheres
Spuds
Stacks
Stuffing
Sweater
Meat
Sweet
Rolls
Swingers
Tamales
Tetons
Tidbits
Tits
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tooters
Torpedoes
Twangers
Twin
Peaks
Twofers
Umlauts
Upper
Deck
Waldos
Warheads
Warts
Watermelons
Whoppers
Wobblers
Wongas
Yabbos
Yams
Zeppelins
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MENSTRUATION
Aunt Flo
Aunt Rosie Is in Town
All's Not Quiet
on the Waterfront
Blood Week
Collywobbles
Curse of
Eve
Drip
Entertain the General
Fall off the Roof
Flying the
Flag
Holy Week
Having the Painters in High Tide
Jinx
Little Sister
is Here
Monthlies
My Buddy
My Friend
On the Bun
On the Pole
On
the Rag
Period
Problem
Ragging
Ragtime
Red Flag
Red Sails in
the Sunset
Riding the Cotton Pony
Road Up for Repairs
Sick
Stop
Sign
Tail Flowers
That Time
That Way
The Captain is at Home
The
Curse
The Foe
The Hammock is Swinging
The Plague
The Thing
The
Visitor
Turns
Wearing the Bulky Roll
Woman's Home Companion
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SANITARY NAPKIN
Bandage
Clout
Cunt Rag
Fanny
Rag
Flag
Granny Rag
Man Hole Cover
Mouth Mattress
Muck
Rag
Mutt Rag
Pleasure Garden Padlock
Rag
Red Flag
Window
Blind
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PREGNANT
About-To-Find-Pups
Apron
Up
Baby-Bound
Bagged
Belly Up
Big with
Child
Broken-Kneed
Clucky
Cocked-Up
Coming Fresh
Delicate
Condition
Double-Ribbed
Gragrant
Full of Heir
Gone To Seed
Have a
Dumpling
Have One in the Oven
Have One's Cargo Aboard
In a Family
Way
In Pod
In the Pudding Club
In Trouble
Knocked
Up
Loaded
Looking Piggy
On the
Bones
P.G.
Pillowed
Preggers
Preggy
Shot in the
Giblets
Storked
Stung By a Serpent
Swallowed a Watermelon Seed
Up
and Coming
Up the Stick
Wedged Up
With Squirrel
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FORNICATION
A Bit of Jam
Action
Ball
Ballock
Baloney
Ride
Bananas and Cream
Bang
Basket Making
Batter
Beef
Beef
Injection
Be in a Woman's Beef
Belly Ride
Belt
Blanket
Drill
Board
Blow off the Loose
Corns
Boff
Bone
Bore
Bottle
Bounce
Bump
Bumper
Bump
Fur
Bunny Fuck
Bury One's Wick
Bury the Bone
Bush Patrol
Buzz the
Brillo
Cane
Change One's Luck
Charge
Chuck a Tread
Climb
Cock
Up
Come Across
Couple With
Cover
Crack
It
Cram
Crawl
Cream
Cut
Dance the Mattress Jig
Daub of the
Brush
Dick
Dicky Dunk
Diddle
Dip Your Stinger in the Honey
Dip
Your Stick
Dip Your Wick
Dirty Work at the Crossroads
Do
Do a Dive
in the Dark
Do a Flop
Do a Push
Do a Slide Up the Board
Dog
Do
It
Do the Deed
Do the Nasty
Ease Nature
Exchange
Spits
Feather-Bed Jig
Feed the Dummy
Fiddle
Firk
Fit End To
End
Fix Her Plumbing
Flesh Session
Flop
Flop in the
Hay
Four-Legged Frolic
Frig
Fuck
Fun and Games
Get a Bit
Get a
Chunk
Get a Crumpet
Get a Hunk
Get a Little
Get a Piece
Get a
Snippet
Get a Wet One
Get Home
Get In
Get Into Her Pants
Get Into
Some Serious Flesh
Get It On
Get Jack in the Orchard
Get Laid
Get
Lucky
Get One's Ashes Hauled
Get One's Greens
Get One's Leather
Stretched
Get One's Noodle Wet
Get One's Oil Changed
Get Some
Get
Some Action
Get Some Ass
Get Some Crack
Get Some Hair
Get Some
Hole
Get Some Pussy
Get Some Stuff
Get Some Tail
Get Some
Tweeze
Get Your Been Waxed
Get Your Pole Varnished
Give Her a
Stab
Go All the Way
Go Like a Belt-Fed Motor
Go To Bed With
Go To
It
Go To Town
Go Vaulting
Grease the Wheel
Grind
Grind One's
Tool
Hanky-Panky
Have
Have a Bit
Have a Bit of Giblet Pie
Have a
Bit of Summer Cabbage
Have a Blow Through
Have Sex With
Hide the
Ferret
Hide the Salami
Hit on the Tail
Hock
Hop On
Horizontal
Refreshment
Hose
Hot Roll with Cream
Hump
Impale
Introduce
Charley
Incade
Irish Whist
Jazz
Jink
Job
Join
Paunches
Jounce
Joy Ride
Jug
Juke
Jump
Jump on One's
Bones
Knock
Knock off a Piece
Know
Ladies' Tailoring
Lay
Lay
off With
Lay Some Pipe
Lay the Hip
Lay the Leg
Leap
Leap
On
Lie On
Lie With
Lob In
Love
Make
Make Feet for Children's
Shoes
Make It
Make Love
Make Out With
Make the Scene
Making
Babies
Makin' Whoopee
Mate
Mess Around
Mingle Limbs
Mix One's
Peanut Butter
Mount
Mug
Muss
Nail
Nail Two Bellies
Together
Nick
Nig
Nub
Nug
Nut
Oblige
Off
Park Your Yacht
in Hair Harbor
Peel One's Best
End
Peg
Perform
Pestle
Piece
Piece of Ass
Piece of
Pussy
Piece of Snatch
Piece of Tail
Pile
Pile-Driving
Pin
Plant the Oats
Play at All Fours
Play Hide the
Bone
Plow
Pluck
Plug
Pocket the Red
Poke
Pole
Pole
Work
Polish Your Rocket
Pop
Pork
Post a
Letter
Pound
Pump
Punch
Push
Put the Boots
To
Quimsticking
Put the Tool in the Shed
Ram
Ride
Rip
Off
Rites of Venus
Roasting the Broomstick
Roll
Roll in the
Hay
Rock
Rod
Roger
Romp
Root
Rootle
Roust
Rub
Bacons
Rub Up
Rumble
Rumple
Rutting
Salt
Saw off a
Chunck
Score
Screw
Scutz Around
Secret Services
Service
Shack
Up
Shaft
Shag
Shake
Shake the Sheets
Shoot Between Wind and
Water
Shoot One's Wad
Short Arm Practice
Shove
Sit-up
Sink the
Sausage
Sink the Soldier
Slam
Sleep With
Slip Her a Length
Slip
Into
Split
Spoil
Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch
Squattin' on the
Hog
Squeeze and a Squirt
Stab
Stable My Naggle
Strop One's
Beak
Strum
Stuff
Swing
Tail-Work
Take a Turn in the
Stubble
Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill
Tear off a Piece
Tear the
Sheets
The Disappearing Cane Trick
The Matrimonial
Polka
Thread
Thread the Needle
Throw a Hump
Throw a Leg
Over
Throw a Shot
Thump
Tie the True Lover's Knot
Tiff
Tip the
Long One
To Be Intimate
Tooling in the Woods
Tops and
Bottoms
Trim
Trim the Buff
Trip Up the
Rhine
Tumble
Tumple
Turn Up
Twiddle
Varnish One's
Cane
Vault
Vitamin F
Wap
Wham
What Mother Did Before Me
Wind
the Clock
Womanize
Work
Workout
Work the Dumb Oracle
Work the
Hairy Oracle
Yard
Yentz
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SEXUAL AROUSAL (both
sexes)
Blotty
Brimming
Bulging
Cockish
Dripping for
It
Feeling
Hairy
Frisky
Fuckish
Gamy
Hairy
Horny
Hot
Hot-Assed
Hot
and Bothered
Hot Nuts
Hot Pants
Humpy
In the Mood
In
Season
Itchy Pants
Juiced Up
Juicy
Lathered
Moist
Motor
Running
On for One's
Greens
Oncoming
Pruney
Rammish
Randy
Ready
Rooty
Ruttish
Sexed
Up
Tumbling Ripe
Turned On
Up
Wet
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SEXUALLY FIXATED
Cock-Happy
Cunny Haunted
Cunt-Struck
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TESTALGIA
Blue Balls
Hot Rocks
Love Nuts
Lover's
Nuts
Stone Ache
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CONDOM
Balloon
Cheater
Close Combat Sock
Diving
Suit
Drop Catcher
Eel Skin
Fear-Not
French Letter
Gasket
Joy
Bag
One-Piece Overcoat
Pipe Pull-Over
Port Said
Garter
Raincoat
Rubber
Rubber
Glove
Safe
Scumbag
Sheath
Shower Cap
Tail Sheath
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ERECTION
Bone
Boner
Bone-On
Burgeoning
Truncheon
Captain Standish
Flagpole
Hard
Hard-On
Horn
In One's
Best Clothes
Irish Toothache
Mean-On
Morning Pride
Old
Hornington
On the Stand
Pants Pusher
Piss Hard
Piss
Proud
Prod
Proud Below the Navel
Proud Mary
Raid
Riser
Rise in
Your Levi's
Rod-On
Rock Python
Spike
Stalk
Standing
Ware
Stand-Up
Stiff
Stiffer
Steely Dan
Sporting a
Sequoia
Throbber
Woody
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ILLEGITIMATE CHILD
Accident
Adulterine
Babe of
Love
Bachelor's Son
Bar Steward
Bastard
Born Out of Wedlock
Bush
Colt
Bye-Blow
Catch Colt
Chance-Born
Chance Child
Hasty
Pudding
Love Child
Merry-Begotten
Child
Misbegotten
Momzer
Natural
Nephew
Niece
Out-Child
Side
Wind
Single Child
Son of a Bitch
Squeaker
Stall
Whimper
Whoreson
Yard Child
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LECHER
Alley
Cat
Amoroso
Animal
Basher
Bed-Presser
Belly Bumper
Bird's
Nester
Bluebeard
Bum-Fiddler
Casanova
Chimney Sweep
Chippy
Chaser
Cock Hound
Cocksman
Cocksmith
Don Juan
Eager
Beaver
Feather-Bed Soldier
Fleece Hunter
Flesh Fly
Flesh
Monger
Flower Fancier
Fox Hunter
Fuckster
Gamestock
Gash
Hound
Goat
Grouser
Gully Raker
Hair
Monger
Headhunter
Horseman
King of Clubs
Ladies'
Tailor
Lech
Libertine
Lothario
Lover
Make-Out Artist
Meat
Hound
Moll Hunter
Mr. Horner
Muttoner
Parish
Bull
Pelter
Pinch-Bottom
Prigger
Quail
Hunter
Ranger
Rider
Rooster
Rounder
Rutter
Sexpert
Sexual
Athlete
Sharpshooter
Skin Dog
Smell-Smock
Son of
Venus
Sportsman
Stallion
Stoat
Stud
Swinger
Swordsman
Tad
Tit
Kisser
Tomcat
Town Bull
Town Rake
Tug-Mutton
Tummy
Tickler
Whisker Splitter
Whore Hopper
Whore
Hound
Womanizer
Woodman
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EASY WOMAN
Adultera
Alley Cat
Bangster
Bed
Bunny
Belly-Lass
Biffer Bimbo
Bunny
Calico Queen
Charity
Stuff
Chippy
Coming Wench
Cum Freak
Dead Easy
Easy Lay
Easy
Make
Easy Meat
Floozie
Free-For-All
Free Ride
Gay in the
Groin
Gobble-Prick
Goober Grabber
Grassback
Grind
Hairy
Bit
High Flyer
Hobby Horse
Horns-To-Sell
Hot Lay
Hot
Number
Hot Stuff
Not Tamale
Hussy
Jazz Baby
Letching
Piece
Light Skirts
Loose Woman
Miss
Horner
Nestlecock
Nympho
Open-Ass
Pick-Up
Piece of
Stray
Playgirl
Pleaser
Push-Over
Puta
Roundheel
Scupper
Sexpot
Shagstress
Short-Heeled
Wench
Slot-Job
Soft-Jaw
Strollop
Tickle-Tail
Town
Punch
Tramp
Wag-Tail
Walk-Up Fuck
Wanton
Warm
Bit
Willing-Tit
Yes-Girl
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PROSTITUTE
Ass-Peddler
Bachelor's Wife
Bangster
Barrack
Hack
Bimmy
Bird
Biscuit
Blouser
Bob Tail
Boong
Moll
Broad
Bunny
Burlap Sister
Business Girl
Butt-Peddler
Call
Girl
Cannon Woman
Canvasback
Chippy
Cock-Eyed Jenny
Coffee
Grinder
Cum-Catcher
Common Sewer
Company Girl
Crack
Salesman
Cruiser
Door Keeper
Dress for Sale
Early Door
Erring
Sister
Fallen Woman
Fast-Fanny
Fast
Woman
Ferry
Flag-About
Flash-Tail
Flatbacker
Flax-Wench
Flesh
Pot
Floosie
Foreskin Hunter
Frail Sister
Garbage Can
Guinea
Hen
Harlot
Harpie
Hat-Rack
Hay-Bag
Hooker
Hose-Bag
Hunt-About
Hustler
Joy
Girl
Lady of the Evening
Lease-Piece
Livestock
Loose
Fish
Lowheel
Mattress
Merry-Legs
Moonlighter
Moth
Needle-Woman
Night
Jobber
Nockstress
Notch-Broad
Nymph of Darkness
Old Rip
Overnight
Bag
Painted Woman
Pavement Princess
Piece
Piece of Trade
Pinch
Prick
Pintle-Twister
Poker Climber
Pro
Prossy
Punchable
Nun
Puta
Quail
Quiff
Raspberry Tart
Receiver General
Red-Light
Sister
Sailor's Bait
Sales Lady
Scarlet Sister
She
Sails
Sister
Sister of Mercy
Sloop of War
Slut
Speedy
Sister
Sporting Girl
Stem
Siren
Streetwalker
Strumpet
Tail
Tart
Thrill
Dame
Toffer
Tricking Broad
Tumble
Vent Renter
Vice
Sister
Whore
Window Tapper
Woman About Town
Working Girl
Zook
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PIMP
Apron Squire
Ass Peddler
Brother of the
Gusset
Button Broker
Crack Salesman
Fishmonger
Flesh
Peddler
Gorilla
Honey Man
Hustler
Iceberg Slim
Mack
Man
Missionary
Panderer
Petticoat
Merchant
Ponce
Procurer
Prosser
Runner
Skirt Man
Stable
Boss
Toute
Whiskin
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BROTHEL
Academy
Bagnio
Bag-Shanty
Band Box
Bat
House
Beauty Parlor
Beaver Base
Bed
House
Birdcage
Bordello
Button-Hole Factory
Cab Joint
Cake
Shop
Call House
Can House
Cat Flat
Cat House
Chippy
House
Coupling House
Disorderly House
Doss House
Fish
Market
Flash Crib
Flesh Market
Fuckery
Garden
House
Girlery
Coat House
Goosing Slum
Heifer Barn
House of All
Nations
House of Ill Fame
Kip Shop
Knocking Shop
Ladies
College
Leaping House
Moll Shop
Notchery
Notch
Joint
Nunnery
Pushing School
Red-Light House
Rib Joint
Riding
Academy
Sporting House
Temple of Venus
Touch-Crib
Vaulting
House
Warm Shop
Whorehouse
Whore Shop
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MASTURBATE (MALE)
Backstroke Roulette
Bash the Candle
Beat
Off
Beat the Bishop
Beat the Dummy
Beat the Meat
Beat the
Stick
Bleed the Weed
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Bop the
Baloney
Box the Jesuit
Buff the Banana
Burp the Worm
Butter the
Corn
Choke the Chicken
Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to
Come
Clean Your Rifle
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Cuff the
Carrot
Diddle
Drain the Monster
Fist Fuck
Fist Your Monster
Five
Against One
Flog the Dog
Flog the Hog
Flog Your Dong
Flute
Solo
Fondle the Fig
Gallop the Antelope
Give It a Tug
Grease the
Pipe
Hack the Hog
Hand Job
Hand Work
Have It Off
Hitchhike Under
the Big Top
Hump Your Hose
Jackhammer
Jack Off
Jazz Yourself
Jerk
Off
Jerk the Gherkin
Lope the Mule
Make the Bald Man Puke
Manipulate
the Mango
Manual Override
Milk the Lizard
Mount a Corporal and
Four
Nerk Your Throbber
Oil the Glove
Onan's Olympics
One-Man
Show
Pack Your Palm
Paddle the Pickle
Paint the Pickle
Paint the
Ceiling
Please Your Pisser
Plunk Your Twanger
Pocket Pinball
Pocket
Pool
Polish the Rocket
Polish the Sword
Pound Off
Pound Your
Flounder
Pound Your Pud
Pull Off
Pull the Pole
Pull the Pope
Pull
the Pudding
Pull Your Prick
Pull Your Taffy
Pump the Python
Ram the
Ham
Ride the Great White Knuckler
Rope the Pony
Rub
Off
Shag
Shaking Hands With the Unemployed
Shine Your Pole
Shootin'
Putty At the Moon
Slakin' the Bacon
Slammin' the Salmon
Slam the
hammer
Slam the Spam
Slappin' Pappy
Slapping the Clown
Sling the
Jelly
Snap the Monkey
Snap the Rubber
Snap the Whip
Soldier's
Joy
Spank the Frank
Spank the Salami
Squeeze the Lemon
Stroking
it
Stroke Off
Stroke the Dog
Stroke Your Poker
Take Yourself in
Hand
Tease the Weenie
Tenderize the Meat
The Five-Knuckle
Shuffle
Thump the Pump
Tickle Your Pickle
Toss Off
Tweak Your
Twinkle
Varnish the Flagpole
Visiting Rosie Palm And Her Five
Daughters
Walk the Dog
Wank
Wax the Carrot
Wax the Dolphin
Whack
Off
Whip Off
Whip the Dummy
Whip the Wire
Whip Your
Dripper
Whizzin' Jizzum
Wonk Your Conker
Work Off
Wrestle the
Eel
Wring Out Your Rope
Yang Your Wang
Yank Off
Yank the
Crank
Yank the Plank
Yank the Yam
Yank Your Strap
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MASTURBATE (FEMALE)
Beat the Beaver
Clap Your Clit
Cookin
Cucumbers
Finger
Finger Fuck
Finger Job
Gettin' It Wet
Greasin'
the Gash
Hand Trip
Hide the Hot Dog
Hit the Slit
Hose Your
Hole
Juice Your Sluice
Let the Beaver Swim
Makin' Some Soup
Pet the
Poodle
She-Bop
Slam the Clam
Tickle the Taco
Two-Finger Tango
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HOMOSEXUALS (MALE)
Alice
Ass Bandit
Angel
Ass
King
Auntie
Blow Boy
Bun
Duster
Buttercup
Bandit
Belle
Bent
Betty
Boy
Broken-Wrist
Brown-Hatter
Cocksucker
Cake
Eater
Cream Puff
Cock
Queen
Capon
Cannibal
Chicken
Chicken-hawk
Closet
Queen
Cowboy
Dick Sucker
Daffodil
Ducky
Daisy
Dandy
Dicky
Licker
Ethel
Fag
Faggot
Fruit
Fairy
Flit
Flaming
Faggot
Gay
Gayboy
Girlie
Goat Blower
Gobbler
Gonsel
Green
and Yellow
Fellow
Gentlemiss
Gussie
Homo
He-She
Himmer
Hen-Hussy
Joy
Boy
Joey
Lad-Lass
Lisper
Lavender
Boy
Light-Foot
Lily
Limp-Wrist
Lick-Spigot
Malkin
Mary
Ann
Molly Mop
Miss Nancy
Meat Hound
Midnight
Company
Mince
Minty
Mother
Mattress Muncher
Nance
Nancy
Boy
Nelly
Nephew
One of Those
Pink Pants
Pansy
Poof
Panty
Waist
Powder Puff
Pretty Boy
Pussy
Punk
Pillow-Biter
Piccolo
Player
Quiff
Queer
Queen
Quince
Rear Admiral
Rear
Gunner
Raving Queen
Rimadonna
Receiver
Sissy
Screaming
Fairy
Sis
Soapy
Sister
Spurge
Sissy-Britches
Skin
Diver
Skippy
Suckster
Sweetie
Swish
Thrid-Sexer
Three-Dollar
Bill
Three-Legged Beaver
Twinkle
Twank
Twixter
Turd
Burglar
Uranist
Undercover Man
Whoops Boy
Willie Boy
Wonk
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HOMOSEXUALS (FEMALE)
Amy-John
Boon Dagger
Bull
Bull
Dyke
Bull Dagger
Butch
Beaver Eater
Carpet Muncher
Dyke
Diesel
Dyke
Fairy Lady
Fem
Femme
Fluff
Fluzz Dyke
Gal Boy
Gay
Jasper
Lady-Lover
Les
Lesbyterian
Lezzie
Lesbo
Lezzo
Lover
Under the Lap
Margie
Mintle
Ruffle
Rug Eater
Split Tail
Lover
Sappho
Sister
Sergeant
Tribadist
Tootsie
Top
Sergeant
Wolf
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SODOMITE
Bird-Taker
Brown-Hatter
Brownie
Brownie
King
Bugger
Bum Fucker
Burglar
Corn-Holer
Eye Doctor
Gentleman
of the Back Room
Gut Butcher
Gut Fucker
Gut Scraper
Gut
Stuffer
Inspector of
Manholes
Jesuit
Jockey
Reamer
Ring-Snatcher
Sheep-Herder
Shit
Stirrer
Stern Chaser
Stuffer
Turd
Burglar
Turk
Uncle
Usher
Wolf
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ANAL INTERCOURSE
Ass-Fuck
Back Door
Bake Potatoes
Bend
Some Ham
Baloney Colonic
Bosco Boulevard
Brown
Brown
Hole
Bugger
Bum Fuck
Butt-Bang
Butt-Fuck
Chocolate
Speedway
Cornhole
Dig a Ditch
Dip in the Fudge Pot
Do a Brown
Dot
the "I"
Fish for Brown Trout
Fluff the Duff
Get Some Mud For
the Duck
Goin' Down the Dirt Road
Greeking
Hershey Highway
Hit
Someone in the Seat
Kiester Stab
Kneeling At the Altar
Making
Poundcake
Mustard Road
Over the Bridge To Plimpton
Packing
Fudge
Paint the Bucket
Pop It in the Toaster
Powder Someone's
Cheeks
Pushin' Shit Uphill
Ram Job
Ream
Rectify
Ride the
Deck
Saddle Up
Shit-Fuck
Split Some Buns
Stir Fudge
Third
Way
Thread Somebody
Tom-Fuck
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ANALINGUS
Ass Blow
Bite the Brown
Blow Some Ass
Clean Up
the Kitchen
Eat Jam
Eat Poundcake
Lickety-Split
Play the
Piano
Rim Job
Rimming
Shove the Tongue
Smear the
Tuna
Snarf
Suck Asshole
Sugar Bowl Pie
Take a Trip to the
Moon
Tell a French Joke
Tongue-Fuck
Toss a Salad
Whitewash the Back
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FELLATIO
B.J.
Blow
Blow Job
Blow the
Whistle
Bone-Lipper
Chew It
Cop a Doodle
Cop a Stem
Drop on
It
Eat Dick
Fluting
French Job
French Way
Get a Facial
Give
Face
Give Head
Give Pearls
Gobble
Gobble the Goop
Go Down
Go
Down for a Whomp
Go Down On
Gum a Root
Gunch
Head Job
Hum a
Tune
Hum Job
Hummer
Inhale the Oyster
Knob Job
Lay Some
Lip
Mouth Fuck
Munch
Open Wide for Chunky
Pipe Job
Piston
Job
Play a Tune
Polish the Chrome
Polish the Knob
Serve Head
Slob
the Knob
Smoke a Dick
Smoke the White Owl
Suck a Bondini
Suck
Dick
Suck Off
Suck the Sugar-Stick
Sucky-Fucky
Swallow a
Sword
Swing on It
Tongue Job
Worship At the Alter
Wring It Dry
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CUNNILINGUS
Barking At the Ape
Bird-Washing
Blow Job
Box
Lunch
Canyon Yodeling
Cuntino Filet with White Sauce
Cunt
Lapping
Dive a Muff
Eating At the "Y"
Eating Pussy
Eating
Out
Egg McMuff
Face Job
French Job
French
Tricks
Furburger
Give Face
Give Head
Go Down On
Go South
Go
Under the House
Hair Pie
Head Job
Larking
Lickety Split
Moustache
Ride
Muff Barking
Muff Dive
Mumbling in the Moss
Pearl
Diving
Playing in the Sandbox
Sea Food Dinner
Shrimping
Sit on One's
Face
Skull Fuck
Skull Job
Smokin' the Fur
Sneeze in the
Basket
Sneeze in the Cabbage
Talking To the Boat People
Talking the
Canoe Driver
Telephone the Stomach
Tongue-Fuck
Tuna Taco
Whistle in
the Dark
Whistling in the Weeds
Yodeling in the Gully
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MUTUAL ORAL SEX
Dinner Beneath the Bridge
Double
Header
Flip Flop
Head Over Heels in Love
Loop-De-Loop
Play Hoop
Snake
P's & Q's
Sea Food Mutual
Sixty-Nine
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GROUP SEX
Bunch Punch
Chain Jerk
Choo-Choo
Circle
Jerk
Club Sandwich
Crew Screw
Daisy
Chain
Everythingathon
Fuckathon
Gang Bang
Gang Shag
Group
Grope
Mazola Party
Mob Job
Mongolian Cluster Fuck
Orgy
Pull a
Train
Pull Party
Ring Jerk
Round Pound
Swing Party
Team
Cream
Three Way
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THE POSTERIOR--ALL PARTS
Arse
Ass
Asshole
Back
End
Back Door
Back Door Trumpet
Backside
Behind
Bim
Blind
Eye
Blot
Bogey
Boody
Nooty
Bosco Boulevard
Bottom
Brown
Bucket
Brownie
Bucket
Bum
Bung
Hole
Buns
Butt
Caboose
Can
Cheeks
Chocolate
Speedway
Chuff
Clunes
Corybungus
Culo
Derriere
Dirt
Road
Dot
Double Juggs
Duff
Dummock
Duster
Fanny
Farting
Clapper
Feak
Fud
Fudge Tunnel
Gigi
Grommet
Hershey
Highway
Hearts
Heinie
Hind
Hole
Hunkers
Kiester
Khyber
Pass
Last Part Over the Fence
Latter End
Little Brown
Eyeball
Luds
Moon
Nates
North Pole
Orbs
Poop Chute
Port
Hole
Prats
Pucker Hole
Rear
Rear
End
Rester
Ring
Rip
Round
Eye
Rump
Scut
Seat
Sewer
Shit Chute
Slats
Tail
Tan
Track
Toby
Toches
Tush
Under Side
Windmill
Windward
Passage
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EXCREMENT
Alley Apple
Baby Ruth
Brown
Round
Ca-Ca
Cack
Cow Pucky
Crap
Dead
Soldier
Doo-Doo
Dreck
Dung
Duty
Hockey
Horse
Dumpling
Jack
Meadow Dressing
Night
Soil
Plot
Poop
Poo-Poo
Shit
Turd
Yackum
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DEFECATE
Bury a Quaker
Chuck a Turd
Clart
Dispatch One's
Cargo
Drop a Load
Go Potty
Grunt
Lay Some Cable
Make a
Deposit
Pinch a Loaf
Poop
Post a Letter
Scumber
Squat
Take a
Dump
Take a Shit
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RELATED
Chuffnuts
Clinkers
Dingleberries
Fartleberries
Klingons
Will-Knots
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FLATULENCE
Back-Talk
Blast
Blow Off
Blow the
Horn
Break Wind
Breeze
Bucksnort
Burn Bad Powder
Burnt
Cheese
Cabbage Fart
Cheezer
Chocolate Thunder
Crepitate
Cut
One
Drop a Rose
Fart
Fluff
Gurk
Hinder Blast
Honk
Lay a
Fart
Let Go
Let One
Make a Rude Noise
Pass Air
Pocket
Thunder
Poot
Rouser
Scotch Warming-Pan
Shoot
Rabbits
Stinker
Tail Shot
Talk German
Tee Off
Wet
One
Whiffer
Winder
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URINE
Chamber Lye
Cousin Sis
Golden Shower
Long
Tea
Mickey Bliss
Number One
Pee
Pee-Pee
Piss
Sis
Tail
Juice
Tail Water
Tea
Wee
Wee-Wee
Yellow Stream
Zigg
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URINATE
Bleed the Liver
Burn the Grass
Do Number
One
Drain
Drain the Lizard
Drain the Radiator
Drain the
Snake
Drain the Suds
Kill a Snake
Kill a Tree
Lag
Lant
Leak
Let Fly
Make
Make Water
Nature Stop
Pass
Water
Pee
Pee-Pee
Pick a Daisy
Piddle
Piss
Point Percy at the
Porcelain
Pump Ship
Rack Off
Run Off
Shake a Sock
Shake Hands
with an Old Friend
Shake the Dew off the Lily
Slack
Splash
Spring a
Leak
Squeeze the Lemon
Squirt
Strain One's Taters
Syphon the
Python
Take a Leak
Take a Piss
Take Your Snake for a
Gallop
Tinkle
Toy-Toy
Train Terrence on the Terra Cotta
Visit Miss
Murphy
Void
Water the Dragon
Water the
Horses
Wee
Wee-Wee
Wet
Whiz
Wring Out a Kidney
Wring the Dew
off the Branch
Wring Your Sock Out
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SMEGMA
Cheese
Duck Butter
Gnat Bread
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TOILET
Altar Room
Bath
Bathroom
Biffy
Bog
Chamber
of Commerce
Closet of Decency
Comfort Station
Facilities
Gentlemen's
Room
Gents' Room
Indoor Plumbing
Jake
John
Ladies'
Room
Lay
Leakery
Library
Little Boy's Room
Little Girl's
Room
Loo
Marble Palace
Men's Room
Mrs. Jones's Place
Old
Soldiers' Home
Pisser
Plumbing
Pot
Powder Room
Public
Convenience
Rest Room
Sandbox
Shit House
Shitter
Shot
Tower
Tearoom
Twilight
Used Beer Department
Washroom
Water
Closet
Where the Queen Goes on Foot
Whiz Stand
Wizzer
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