My gutter page

This page may offend!

This page is full of ways of nearly swearing (It's full of it).

The one about Roger and a bloke (If you can't figure it out FUNK off):

• Funk off
• Fruck in El Sid (A fight in Spain somewhere)
• Hoe frock (A garden utensil dress)
• Funning (To create fun)

Bovine extracts :

• Ship
• Sit
• Slip
• Sip
• Sid
• Shep (A dog off Blue Peter)
• Said
• Shh it! (Be quite)
• "Oh, Sit, ship Shep", said Sid (To talk to a ship like a dog)

Say that last one quick in public and see how many think your swearing.

Dangly balls :

• Bold Axe (The axe (or ax if you're American) used to shave someones head)
• Ball Rocks (Stone-age marbles)
• Bollards (Poles used to stop entry (You have a sick mind!))
• Ballads (Some songs)

Born outside wedded 'bliss' :

• Bar stool (What you sit on in a bar)
• Barred Stared (Top of the bill, but banned)
• Buts hard (To header with force)

Poor old Wayne Cur :

• Waiter
• Wait Car! (What you shout when your 'friend' left the hand brake off on YOUR car!)
• Way Cur (If Wayne was Cur, this is what his friend would say)

Not ONE swear word!

So you can kufc off. (Whoops typed a bit too quickly)

Go on sob off. See if I give a toes. I don't want you type funking about near my funning page.

I bet you thought there was going to be!

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